Some guys and some girls are just about sex. It is funny how being honest can work sometimes. My line is often "you are too good of a girl for me. I am not the relationship type." Some girls hate it, others find it a challenge to change me, while the fun ones are simply about enjoying the momeent and loving it.
Some guys and some girls are just about sex. It is funny how being honest can work sometimes. My line is often "you are too good of a girl for me. I am not the relationship type." Some girls hate it, others find it a challenge to change me, while the fun ones are simply about enjoying the momeent and loving it.
ummm ya cougars can teach us young bucks a thing or two.... Reminds me of a story... I was in line at a bar to get in the back room and this smoking hot girl comes out and starts walking towards me and some younger guys and we all notice how hot she is and the guys behind me start talkin about her until she gets closer and then they are like shit shes liek 40... I'm like ya she experienced and hot as hell and since you guys don't want older women I will be happy to take her.... She will do things no young woman will do... lol
bro i would in a second again! Vitamin world district manager, total cougar - some of the best sex i ever had, certainly lived the "learn something new everyday" during our inventory check!!!!
you want to have handicap sex on a regular basis? :P
and chris, you do seem too vanilla for the average girl. maybe a 45 year old woman with a dry vag might do you better. leave the young hot chicks to the rest of us. :)
I was out last night and this girl. I get her name and we start talking, and in the middle of our conversation I ask her if shes in school or something along those lines. Shes like enough with the personal questions, I don't want a relationship, aren't we just going to fuck?
I have absolutely NO idea where I find these people. I mean, what the fuck kind of girl says that.
She was probably a welfare queen with a half dozen kids back at the ranch. Regardless she was an ignorant bitch!!!!!
had a fractured ankle and was in a cast at the bar with a few friends...was tippsy as fuck and just to be funny im like hey guys watch this.. hoped over to this girls and asked "ever fuck a cripple?" she smiles and said no.. i said "want to?".... and to my surprise she said hell ya!lol i thought she was just gunna slap the fuck outta me but i wound up gettin laid.... this girl fuckin raped me! so the only thing i did know was she never fucked a cripple before me lol. man why dosent that happen all the time lol?
When i was about 18 i got the shit beaten out of me by two guys in a pub, threw glasses at me the works. A mates ex girlfriend just happened to be drinking there and saw the whole thing, she took me back to her place and put me in the bath and cleaned me up and then she fucked me lol. How good is that..
40 year old cougars are fucking bomb. just in case you run into one and shake ya tail feather.
ummm ya cougars can teach us young bucks a thing or two.... Reminds me of a story... I was in line at a bar to get in the back room and this smoking hot girl comes out and starts walking towards me and some younger guys and we all notice how hot she is and the guys behind me start talkin about her until she gets closer and then they are like shit shes liek 40... I'm like ya she experienced and hot as hell and since you guys don't want older women I will be happy to take her.... She will do things no young woman will do... lol
you want to have handicap sex on a regular basis? :P
and chris, you do seem too vanilla for the average girl. maybe a 45 year old woman with a dry vag might do you better. leave the young hot chicks to the rest of us. :)
40 year old cougars are fucking bomb. just in case you run into one and shake ya tail feather.
you want to have handicap sex on a regular basis? :P
and chris, you do seem too vanilla for the average girl. maybe a 45 year old woman with a dry vag might do you better. leave the young hot chicks to the rest of us. :)
had a fractured ankle and was in a cast at the bar with a few friends...was tippsy as fuck and just to be funny im like hey guys watch this.. hoped over to this girls and asked "ever fuck a cripple?" she smiles and said no.. i said "want to?".... and to my surprise she said hell ya!lol i thought she was just gunna slap the fuck outta me but i wound up gettin laid.... this girl fuckin raped me! so the only thing i did know was she never fucked a cripple before me lol. man why dosent that happen all the time lol?
I despise condoms bro - when I was younger I really didn't give a fuck, I'm very glad I am not sick due to how I lived. Now I fucking have to wear em even tho these broads are on birth. I don't care what a girl comes across like .... you think she hasn't been fucked by some grimy dude raw at some point, you are in denial.
I have had a few of these lol. When your drunk you don't give a shit about a condom. The next day i usually panick tho and book in for a blood test lol.
since people are saying it wtf - no idea real name, met her as she left the strip club, fucked about 5 minutes later - went back in. Never doing that again.
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