Emails from an asshole.

[Bouncer]

you are lucky i know you and i think you are a damn nice guy. because if i didnt i would fucken slit your throat!

[BEAST]

what you have to understand is that he emails hundreds and hundreds of people on craigslist. out of all those people only 1 or 2 will bite and keep replying. those are the ones he posts on his site. these people are so desperate for help for translations or needing rocks etc.. and they are so god damn stupid they dont realize they are being punked until hours or days later. that shit is funny as fuck to me.

It doesn't matter how you slice it, it is not funny to me Now go kill yourself. :nutkick:

[Bouncer]

False! I'm to smart for his stupid wanna be funny bulshit. I would've stop texting or emailing him after the second message. I don't have time for dumb people. (but then again I talk to you every fucking day) go figure.


But you on the other hand...he would've played you like a fucking violin. :rofl:

what you have to understand is that he emails hundreds and hundreds of people on craigslist. out of all those people only 1 or 2 will bite and keep replying. those are the ones he posts on his site. these people are so desperate for help for translations or needing rocks etc.. and they are so god damn stupid they dont realize they are being punked until hours or days later. that shit is funny as fuck to me.

[BEAST]

its about pranking the shit out of dumb fucks you dumb fuck!

False! I'm to smart for his stupid wanna be funny bulshit. I would've stop texting or emailing him after the second message. I don't have time for dumb people. (but then again I talk to you every fucking day) go figure.


But you on the other hand...he would've played you like a fucking violin. :rofl:

[lipripper]

its about pranking the shit out of dumb fucks you dumb fuck!

:rofl::rofl:

damn I love this place:agreed:

[Bouncer]

Dumbest shit ever. You have a guy who is answering an add about some rocks and you have another guy acting like a complete retard by not understanding simple English. Guy says I don't want a truck load and this idiot goes on about how he is going to deliver the rocks and then tells the the guy driver already did and all the other bull shit.

Or the other joke about not being able to find the address and texting the guy saying I got pulled over because of you bs. I mean come the fuck on. Where is the intelligence in that joke? If you can't find my address it's because you are a dumb fuck and that's not my fault and there is nothing funny about it.

its about pranking the shit out of dumb fucks you dumb fuck!

[lipripper]

So, rado...by this I get your point bro..hes fucking clueless and lost with out you:agreed::rofl:

[BEAST]

Dumbest shit ever. You have a guy who is answering an add about some rocks and you have another guy acting like a complete retard by not understanding simple English. Guy says I don't want a truck load and this idiot goes on about how he is going to deliver the rocks and then tells the the guy driver already did and all the other bull shit.

Or the other joke about not being able to find the address and texting the guy saying I got pulled over because of you bs. I mean come the fuck on. Where is the intelligence in that joke? If you can't find my address it's because you are a dumb fuck and that's not my fault and there is nothing funny about it.

[lipripper]

Dude...the rush its all about the rush an Adrenaline Rush!!

[Bouncer]

hell yea I would... but I need better entertainment then that to amuse me...:tired:

you are entertained by following a fucken pig in the swamp. i honestly can not think of a greater hell on this earth then to be walking around a southern woods with a bunch of hick dwellers. :rofl:

[lipripper]

hell yea I would... but I need better entertainment then that to amuse me...:tired:

[Bouncer]

I can't believe I just read that...:noo:

are you telling me that if you were at work and i emailed you saying i had to dump more rocks then you wanted and since you didnt leave enough space i just dumped them on your driveway that you wouldnt be fucken pissed???

well the act of me making you pissed like that is funny as fuck to me. :rofl:

[lipripper]

I can't believe I just read that...:noo:

[Bouncer]

how about this one? this is the best of them all for me. read it all, if you skip through it you miss the little comments and details that make it.

Original ad:
Clean fill
Need clean fill rocks are fine. not much. cannot pick up must deliver. will take off you hands for free.

From Me to brad ********:

Hello,

I have some rocks I need to get rid of. I have several different types of rocks ranging from 1/2" to 6" rocks. Just let me know what kind you want, how much you need, and when I can send my guy to deliver.

Thanks,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

well i need them to fill a small whole in my backyard so bigger rocks i guess? 6 inch would be good. i only need like 2 wheelbarow loads so not too many. when can you deliver?

From Me to brad ********:

6" it is. I can have a truck there to deliver any time between 9-5 Monday through Friday. Where are you located?

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

do i have to be there for the delivery? i work every day so those times arent gonna work for me. if its cool could you drop them off tomorrow? just tell your guy to put them on the grass at the edge of my driveway next to the shed

heres my address:

517 *********** ln
coatesville, pa

From Me to brad ********:

No, you do not have to be there. I will forward this information to my driver and you can expect the rocks tomorrow.

From brad ******** to Me:

great


The rest of this conversation is the following day. I looked up his address in Google street view to figure out what his driveway looked like.


From Me to brad ********:

Hey Brad,

Just wanted to let you know, we actually need to get rid a few more rocks, so my guy is going to deliver them to your house in about 15 minutes.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

wait what how many more? i dont want any more i have nowhere to put them

From Me to brad ********:

We sent a truckload with about 8 tons of 6" rocks. Don't worry, all the rocks are free of charge.

From brad ******** to Me:

8 TONS? what the fuck you better tell your guy not to deliver them

From brad ******** to Me:

you got that? DONT DELIVER THE ROCKS

From Me to brad ********:

I just got off the phone with my guy, he said he just delivered the rocks. He told me you didn't leave him enough room for all 8 tons by the shed, so he just dumped them in front of your garage.

Best,

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

WHAT THE FUCK!!!! i told you dont delever them you fucking dipshit! the fuck am i gonna do with all those rocks? you better get rid of them by the time i get home man..... how am i suposed to park my fucking car?

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry that we had to block your garage, but you should have left more room next to the shed if you wanted them dumped there. Unfortunately we lack the necessary machinery to load the rocks back into the truck so removal is not an option. Also, my driver said he accidentally backed into your shed and broke one of the windows. We apologize for this. Consider the free extra rocks as compensation for the damage.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDING ME MOTHER FUCKER YOUR PAYING FOR THE SHED

I LEFT YOU PLENTY FUCKING ROOM FOR THE AMT OF ROCKS I ASKEDFOR. YOU DIDNT SAY YOU WERE DELIVERIG 8 FUCKING TONS OF ROCKS YOU PEICE OF SHIT!!!! USE YOUR HANDS I DONT GIVE A FUCK HOW YOU DO IT BUT IF I FIND 8 TONS OF ROCKS IN MY DRIVE WAY THERE IS GONNA FUCKING HELL TO PAY

FUCKING ASSHOLE

From Me to brad ********:

Brad,

If you insist on us removing the rocks then we are going to have to charge you a $500 rock removal fee.

Mike
From brad ******** to Me:

THIS IS SOME FUCKING BULLSHIT

From Me to brad ********:

I am sorry you feel that way, but without the $500 removal fee, we cannot remove the rocks. I realize you must be upset about your shed, so if you like, we can deliver another 4 tons of rocks as our way of apologizing for the shed.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

NO DICKHEAD WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT MORE ROCKS??? DUMBASS
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT. I DIDNT ASK FOR 8 TONS OF ROCKS AND IM NOT PAYING SHIT. YOU OWE ME FOR THE SHED AND YOU GET THOSE ROCKS THE FUCK OUT OF THERE YOU FUCKING PRICK

From Me to brad ********:

If you aren't paying, then you have to keep the rocks. These are really nice rocks, though. I'm sure you will be able to find use for them. I have a pile of rocks in my backyard and it makes for a great conversation piece. If deer are a problem in your backyard, you can use these rocks to throw at them. They also make great paperweights. There are plenty of things to do with these rocks, so enjoy them.

Mike

From brad ******** to Me:

im at my house now. where are the rocks?

From brad ******** to Me:

oh FUCK YOU

[Bouncer]

this is actually really interesting. i havent laughed so hard in a very long time on the internet, that site is absolutely fucken hilarious to me.

it seems that some people find this guy to be about the funniest thing ever and others find it lame, boring etc..

i know there is jokes to be made about, "well you find it funny because you are stupid" etc.. but i think you guys know i am borderline genius. :D

it really is interesting how the brain differs in people.