Happy new year !

[Bouncer]

I girl I knew told me a guy once came back to hers for a one night stand, fucked her and then upon awakening he had gone already but had taken a shit in her handbag lol

get a new story you akward goof. it was 20 fucken years ago.

[Mr I]

I girl I knew told me a guy once came back to hers for a one night stand, fucked her and then upon awakening he had gone already but had taken a shit in her handbag lol

[FitnessBrat]

Depends on the guy. You'd be surprised what you would do for me.

:laugh: to you, not for you

[FitnessBrat]

That's what I told her. She said since she has been here all Aussie men are unromantic assholes. She says men in Europe open the car door for her etc etc. I just nodded my head and said yeh those assholes.

lol she's trying too hard. Pass her up.

[MattG]

It's 2am here and it's been a very tame one. I actually said no to goin out to party. I stayed home and cracked a bottle of grand vintage Moët and ended up talking to my Russian neighbour for 2 hours about her dating stories. Some asshole took her to dinner the other night and then said he forgot his wallet. She had to pay for the whole meal. What an ass!!

She hot?lol Seems like you have the perfect posistion to make a move if so.

[Bouncer]

I would have told the server we were on separate checks, paid my bill, and walked out.

Depends on the guy. You'd be surprised what you would do for me.

[redback]

I would have told the server we were on separate checks, paid my bill, and walked out.

That's what I told her. She said since she has been here all Aussie men are unromantic assholes. She says men in Europe open the car door for her etc etc. I just nodded my head and said yeh those assholes.

[redback]

Making a woman pay for things is pure assery.

:thumb:

[FitnessBrat]

It's 2am here and it's been a very tame one. I actually said no to goin out to party. I stayed home and cracked a bottle of grand vintage Moët and ended up talking to my Russian neighbour for 2 hours about her dating stories. Some asshole took her to dinner the other night and then said he forgot his wallet. She had to pay for the whole meal. What an ass!!

I would have told the server we were on separate checks, paid my bill, and walked out.

[Bouncer]

It's 2am here and it's been a very tame one. I actually said no to goin out to party. I stayed home and cracked a bottle of grand vintage Moët and ended up talking to my Russian neighbour for 2 hours about her dating stories. Some asshole took her to dinner the other night and then said he forgot his wallet. She had to pay for the whole meal. What an ass!!

Making a woman pay for things is pure assery.

[redback]

I will probably have a couple of Captain and gingerale and be asleep by 10. I'm a real party animal on NYE.

Be safe (red, especially you :whistle )!

It's 2am here and it's been a very tame one. I actually said no to goin out to party. I stayed home and cracked a bottle of grand vintage Moët and ended up talking to my Russian neighbour for 2 hours about her dating stories. Some asshole took her to dinner the other night and then said he forgot his wallet. She had to pay for the whole meal. What an ass!!

[FitnessBrat]

I will probably have a couple of Captain and gingerale and be asleep by 10. I'm a real party animal on NYE.

Be safe (red, especially you :whistle )!

[lipripper]

Everyone enjoy....be safe!!

[MattG]

You to brotha, you know I'm getting shithoused for sure!lol

[redback]

Happy new year to you all. :party: forget about your diets tonight. Drink up! :thumb: