Reason enough to be beaten?

[Scrumhalf]

I usually go in there and order a double espresso. A double cappucino if I am feeling particularly adventurous. All this other stuff is just gobbledygook to me.

[chuckz28]

What the hell does all that shit even mean? I don't get the whole Starbucks language. I just want a medium coffee mother fuckers. People need to yank the stick out of their asses with all that BS. My wife gets all kinds of wierd named bullshit pumped into her coffee as well. I make her order a coffee for me cause I feel out of place big time around there. I will not conform to this yuppie language, high calorie social trend.

[Bouncer]

Fuck Sake.