I, and you, can read people's minds 99% of the time. It's kind of a party joke, but it works. Go up to someone and tell them that you can read their minds. Of course, they think you're full of it. Ask them if their ready, then tell them what they were thinking. THEY WERE THINKING THAT YOU CAN'T READ THEIR MINDS. Again, kind of a scam, but its fun. Also, when someone tells you that you should just forget about someone or something bothering you. Tell them not to think about Hippopotomus for the next 5 minutes. It's impossible. To forget about it, you have to think about forgetting it, so you think about it. F'd up, huh? BB
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