Drug testing SHIT!

[warrior88]

Hey Men,

Here's the deal, when it comes to drug testing for a job or sport, on a Test E and EQ cycle, how long would it take before the anabolcs showed up in your urine? For instance my new job as a dietician assistant starts Monday June 19th, my cycle begins June 15th. Would this be a problem if I were drug tested that Monday? The thing is I'm almost positive that I won't get drug tested. I just am curious and want to be safe on all angles, chu know!

Thanks Fella's...

WARRIOR!!!

[Shibby]

Why can't you wait 4-5 more days to start?

[ROCKILLER]

Normally they tell you about the test ahead of time. You have to make an appointment and go in and take the test and wait for the results. The one time I worked for a big company and had to jump through all the hoops it took almost a month between the physical and the drug test and everything else. On the other hand, you might as well wait, a weeks not going to hurt anything right?

[warrior88]

If i were to be tested then of course I will definitely hold off, I was just curious, thanks a lot guys!

WARRIOR!

[bigfish]

For A job? What job tests for juice? I thought it was way too expensive for the test to include juice.

[FitnessBrat]

Steroid testing is very expensive, and there are limited labs that test. Your job is not going to test for AAS -- why would they?

[hitmansb]

I doubt you will be tested for steroids...they'll be looking for rec drugs 99.99% of the time.

[Lmg2701]

He said a job OR sport.

Would it be a problem?
Sport: Yes
Job: No

[bm1984]

Why can't you wait 4-5 more days to start?

hey theres a good idea if i ever heard one

[Ashop]

Hey Men,

Here's the deal, when it comes to drug testing for a job or sport, on a Test E and EQ cycle, how long would it take before the anabolcs showed up in your urine? For instance my new job as a dietician assistant starts Monday June 19th, my cycle begins June 15th. Would this be a problem if I were drug tested that Monday? The thing is I'm almost positive that I won't get drug tested. I just am curious and want to be safe on all angles, chu know!

Thanks Fella's...

WARRIOR!!!

Purchase some synthetic urine. Works everytime!

[ill dood]

no n kindof, if its for the job. most jobs use the EMIT, which is just for rec drugs basically. if u test positive for that tho, some good companies use a back-up test thats more expensive to verify the initial result and the back-up one can often detect anything. do u use rec drugs?


good read on the methods (for anyone trying to fool the tests)

http://www.marijuana.com/2b.php3

[Knoxville]

I've used a product called a Urinator 3 times now. I have had friends who have borrowed it and used it 3 or 4 times as well. EVERY time it has worked. You can buy the synthetic urine on the website. It's kind of pricey, but if you care, you will spend the money. The way it works is you add the little vial of concentrated synthetic urine to warm water. I believe it runs off of 2 D cell batteries, have to use Duracells. It has a heating pad with a thermaltor that keeps the urine at 98F. You can use regular urine if you KNOW it is clean, but the synthetic has went through at least 3 different clinincs. All were for pre-employment drug screens. My friends and me included like to smoke green bud once in a while. I've quit for drug tests in the past, but I like to fire up a J once in a while. If you have any questios, feel free to ask.

Knox

[warrior88]

Yea my test went fine i figured drug test then my job will test for anabolics, which was a false acusation on my part. They only tested for weed, coke, pain killers and other shit that I've never heard of or would ever take. Thanks for the input fellas!

-warrior

[beefcake]

I'm sure the only time a job would ever test for juice is if you're going for law enforcement. And that's probably not even all the time.

[lxorl]

my friend uses water purification tablets you get in the camping section of walmart...

disolve a few tabs in a 1 liter bottle of water and chug... do this a few times leading up to the test and aparently the purification chemicals in the tabs gets in your blader and cleans you out.... she swears by it.

infact her boyfriend got a new job and failed the test... she made him call back and demand a retest... used the tabs and tested clean the next day.