got a call from the post office

[jack tors]

now you can take your tampon out and relax :)

[BowHunter]

LOL

[chuckz28]

You got that right! Lol

[Bouncer]

Had you got in an accident and not posted for awhile I have no doubt at all that chuck and avid would have been saying "I told you guys he got busted". :D

[BowHunter]

I live way out in the boonies man. That's ok though. Small town people are cool. Everybody knows everybody. I am originally from way up north though. After more than 20 years down here, I still can't get used to the summer heat. Supposed to be triple digit temps for the next couple days. I stay inside and hug the fucking air conditioner like we're engaged. :D

[Bouncer]

a tractor. lol. you southern fuckers are funny.

[BowHunter]

I damn near got killed on the way out of the post office parking lot. I was on my motorcycle and a tractor was coming past from the right going real slow. I started to pull out and some idiot went around the tractor, double yellow line and all, and nearly hit me head-on. If I hadn't jerked the handle bars to the right and nearly ditched it, I would be in the hospital right now or dead. I swear I felt the wind of his passing. He missed me by millimeters. I wrenched my shoulder in the process too so I am in a lot of pain right now. Mother fucker's lucky I didn't hunt his ass down and shoot him.

[Bouncer]

OK, I went and picked it up. Nobody had kicked in the door yet, LOL.

Back in the day, I just synthesized what I needed from prohormones (they were legal then). I never even had to worry about CDs or anything like that. Being a synthetic chemist was a real asset, LOL. Now, I don't have access to a real lab and prohormones are just as illegal as the real thing. That just sucks.

keep your orders personal use size. dont order 50 bottles of test at a time for example. you will never have a problem. they dont give a fuck about personal use. you have the same likelihood of getting popped for a personal order as you do winning a billion dollar lottery. yes it can happen but its very very unlikely. Law enforcement has budget guidelines they have to follow. The return investment on putting the money, effort and time into arresting and prosecuting a personal user for a kit of GH would be an absolutely horrible waste of money for them. Make no mistake, law enforcement is a business and they pick and choose what's worth their time. You are not worth their time.

[BowHunter]

OK, I went and picked it up. Nobody had kicked in the door yet, LOL.

Back in the day, I just synthesized what I needed from prohormones (they were legal then). I never even had to worry about CDs or anything like that. Being a synthetic chemist was a real asset, LOL. Now, I don't have access to a real lab and prohormones are just as illegal as the real thing. That just sucks.

[Bouncer]

Put on a hat, sunglasses and a trench coat...sneak around the post office and check all lateral routes in and out of it. Look for vans with radar dishes..all blacked out windows..or panel vans made to look like old plumbers or carpenter trucks. make sure you check all the sewer covers in the streets for recent opening.. you can take a bottle of white out and paint a line across the cover. If the line is broken..they have been in there. Check any and all dumpsters/ mail boxes..anything big enough for a surveillance camera or a swat team to hide in. Watch for small drones flying at high altitude so as not to be noticed... check roof tops/ trees with a view of the area within 1000 yds for snipers. If there are any window washers working in the area..leave as fast as you can..they always use that for a disguise.

I think I covered most of it...:D


I had to go to Post office and sign..no biggie:agreed:

LMAO post of the month.

[BowHunter]

Okay, if it was a controlled delivery (which it's not) you think they are sitting at the post office all day today waiting in case you show up? I'd rather go to the post office when they don't know I'm coming then sitting at home waiting for them to come to my house.

Go get the pack... I work for the post office, trust me.

That's a good point. I told them I wasn't coming. They wouldn't wait around for me all day. OK, if you don't hear anything else about it, you know I'm in jail, LOL.

[obscured78]

Give up, bro. Turn yourself in, you're going to jail.

[lipripper]

Put on a hat, sunglasses and a trench coat...sneak around the post office and check all lateral routes in and out of it. Look for vans with radar dishes..all blacked out windows..or panel vans made to look like old plumbers or carpenter trucks. make sure you check all the sewer covers in the streets for recent opening.. you can take a bottle of white out and paint a line across the cover. If the line is broken..they have been in there. Check any and all dumpsters/ mail boxes..anything big enough for a surveillance camera or a swat team to hide in. Watch for small drones flying at high altitude so as not to be noticed... check roof tops/ trees with a view of the area within 1000 yds for snipers. If there are any window washers working in the area..leave as fast as you can..they always use that for a disguise.

I think I covered most of it...:D


I had to go to Post office and sign..no biggie:agreed:

[FrankTheTank55]

I'm torn. I would like it today but I think it's smarter to wait for it to be delivered.

Okay, if it was a controlled delivery (which it's not) you think they are sitting at the post office all day today waiting in case you show up? I'd rather go to the post office when they don't know I'm coming then sitting at home waiting for them to come to my house.

Go get the pack... I work for the post office, trust me.

[Androman]

got a call from the post office

I agree with bouncer. There's nothing to worry About if they wanted to pop you they would've done it differently


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