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> Subject: Southern Law
>
> Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true
> they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git
> cancer?"
>
> "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
>
> "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'
> them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an'
> fries,
> is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
>
> "Sure is, Bubba."
>
> "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave
> that hot coffee that she ordered?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated
> and still couldn't read?"
>
> "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
>
> "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
> Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?
> Subject: Southern Law
>
> Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is it true
> they's suin' them cigarette companies fer causin' people to git
> cancer?"
>
> "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
>
> "And now someone is suin' them fast food restaurants fer makin'
> them fat an' cloggin' their arteries with all them burgers an'
> fries,
> is that true, Mista Lawyer?"
>
> "Sure is, Bubba."
>
> "And that lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was gave
> that hot coffee that she ordered?"
>
> "Yep."
>
> "And that football player sued that university when he gradiated
> and still couldn't read?"
>
> "That's right," said the lawyer. "But why are you asking?"
>
> "Well, I was thinkin' . . . What I want to know is, kin I sue
> Budweiser fer all them ugly women I slept with?
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