redneck jokes

[urso8up]

anyone know any redneck jokes??


i start off.

you might be a redneck if...

you know all the words to the "hee haw" song
when the creek floods you have new lawn furniture
your ironing table doubles as your buffett table
your basement doubles as a gun show
you think a 401 K is your mother in laws bra size

[urso8up]

You mow your lawn and find a car.

all your matching salad bowls say cool whip.

your registration is due on your house.

you have a rag for a gas cap.

you start every conversation with ya'll

[urso8up]

You know the 'toothbrush' was invented in West Virginia because if it was invented anywhere else it would be called the 'teethbrush'