Calling in Sick

[wildwillie]

I am sure there are lots of good ones.......so let`s hear them. I will start.


"Not coming in today...."

"Why not? What`s wrong?"

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma"

"What in the world is that?"

"I just can`t see my ass making it to work today!"

[speedracer59]

Re: Calling in Sick

Originally posted by wildwillie
I am sure there are lots of good ones.......so let`s hear them. I will start.


"Not coming in today...."

"Why not? What`s wrong?"

"I have a case of Anal Glaucoma"

"What in the world is that?"

"I just can`t see my ass making it to work today!"

haha. That would go ove like a lead ballon with my boss.

[Stonecold54]

I work for the state so I don't need a reason. LOL :rofl:

[Puddles]

I work for my husband so calling in sick is like this...

My alarm goes off and I hit snooze for half an hour. I get up and make coffee. I bring us each a cup of coffee into bed and tell him I'm not feeling well. I promise him a blowjob later when I'm feeling better. He wakes up, drinks his coffee and goes to work for me. :D

[Guac-attack]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
I work for my husband so calling in sick is like this...

My alarm goes off and I hit snooze for half an hour. I get up and make coffee. I bring us each a cup of coffee into bed and tell him I'm not feeling well. I promise him a blowjob later when I'm feeling better. He wakes up, drinks his coffee and goes to work for me. :D

Man let me know if you would like to work for my brother! I like to hook him up like that!


I call in and say this

I am not coming to work today
why
Because my ass hurts
really whats wrong
I didn't use any lube
<click>

[Roxy]

Originally posted by Guac-attack
Man let me know if you would like to work for my brother! I like to hook him up like that!


I call in and say this

I am not coming to work today
why
Because my ass hurts
really whats wrong
I didn't use any lube
<click>

If you're embarrassed to buy lube in the store and that's why you don't use it, I have some home recipes I've been using for years I wouldn't mind sharing.

[Guac-attack]

Home Recipes? I buy Vasaline sometimes, but I mean who uses that for anything else besides lube and plus it attracts carpet lint! :3some:

[Roxy]

Which could sometimes be an attractive additive ...