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    49 Steps to Having a Good Relationship

    1. Watch the sunset together
    2. Whisper to each other
    3. Cook for eathother
    4. Walk in the Rain
    5. Hold hands
    6. Buy gifts for each other
    7. Roses
    8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together
    9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnite
    10. Write poetry for each other
    11. Hugs are the universal medicine
    12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it
    13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
    14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
    15. Spend every second possible together
    16. Look into each other's eyes
    17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
    18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other
    19. Put love notes in there pockets when they aren't looking
    20. Buy her a ring
    21. Sing to each other.
    22. Always hold her around her hips/sides
    23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal
    24. Spaghetti? Ever see Lady and the Tramp?
    25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
    26. Dance
    27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (Get your head out of the gutter)
    28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror
    29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
    30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you
    31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them(I don't know but ya'll buy my man better be taking me with him)
    32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
    33. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears
    34. Be prince Charming to her parents
    35. Brush her hair out of her face
    36. Hang out with his/her freinds
    37. Go to church/pray/worship together
    38. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
    39. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice
    40. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her
    41. Make sacrifices for each other.
    42. Really love each other, or don't stay toghether.
    43. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
    44. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
    45. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
    46. Dedicate songs to them on the radio
    47. Fall asleep on the phone with eachother(don't recommend this with a cell phone)
    48. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
    49. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say "Sweet Dreams"

  • #2
    OMG. This NEEDS to be moved to the female chat forum. :D

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    • #3
      *insert "duh" smiley* :staypuff:

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Tinfish
        OMG. This NEEDS to be moved to the female chat forum. :D
        :sillyfu: No, you men need to be learned:D

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        • #5
          Re: 49 Steps to Having a Good Relationship

          Originally posted by Hollywood
          1. Watch the sunset together
          Thats boring and its too cold.

          2. Whisper to each other
          Im too old to tell secrets.

          3. Cook for eathother
          Only if she wants peanut butter and jelly or tuna.

          4. Walk in the Rain
          She has a weak immune system and gets sick easily.


          5. Hold hands
          Maybe if I were still in high school.


          6. Buy gifts for each other
          Thats so materialistic.

          7. Roses
          What about them? This is sound more like "how to please a woman by buying her things"

          8. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together
          Oh thats so lame.

          9. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnite
          No beaches in WV.

          10. Write poetry for each other
          How about a Hallmark card instead?

          11. Hugs are the universal medicine
          And the first step to STDs

          12. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it
          No wonder shes never heard it from me...

          13. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.
          Geez.... this is getting expensive.

          14. Tell her that she's the only girl you ever want. Don't lie.
          If I told her that, I would be lying.

          15. Spend every second possible together
          Um yea, going to be hard once she straps your ass with a restraining order for being a stalker.

          16. Look into each other's eyes
          I can, her's are crossed.

          17. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her you love her, and kiss her lightly.
          :ghey:

          18. When in public, only flirt w/ each other
          That might give off the impression to other females that Im 'with her'... no good for my game....


          19. Put love notes in there pockets when they aren't looking
          Will she check yes or no? (lame)

          20. Buy her a ring
          Christ, was flowers now a ring? Shit...

          21. Sing to each other.
          She doesnt like Slipknot

          22. Always hold her around her hips/sides
          Does grabbing her lovehandles count?

          23. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal
          What about take him? This is a relationship post, not a kiss her ass post.... shes already too expensive.

          24. Spaghetti? Ever see Lady and the Tramp?
          handcuffs. ever seen Nasty Lil' Sluts Vol. 4?

          25. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.
          Oh god, then check your sexuality....

          26. Dance
          Im white.

          27. I love the way a girl looks right after she's fallen asleep with her head in my lap. (Get your head out of the gutter)
          Oh, shes sleeping? oops.....


          28. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror
          Have her clean your car in a bunny outfit, thats cute and productive.

          29. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes
          I dont have unlimited minutes on my phone, sorry.

          30. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you
          Its hard to remember her name when Im busy...

          31. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them(I don't know but ya'll buy my man better be taking me with him)
          When on vacation, I get so wasted I cant even dial a number.

          32. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.
          I dont think she'd like hearing about me bangin' her sister....

          33. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears
          She'd probably leave me, no good.

          34. Be prince Charming to her parents
          Theyre dead.

          35. Brush her hair out of her face
          She cant do it herself? Geez.

          36. Hang out with his/her freinds
          Oh I do.... ;)

          37. Go to church/pray/worship together
          Im Athiest.

          38. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.
          Was American Psycho romantic?

          39. Learn from each other and don't make the same mistake twice
          Good one.... if you dump her ass, dont take her back.

          40. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her
          Even if I have to lie?

          41. Make sacrifices for each other.
          I miss cardio Tuesday, she owes me BIG.

          42. Really love each other, or don't stay toghether.
          Shes good in the sack though.....

          43. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren't thinking about them, and make sure they know it.
          wtf? You're telling me I have to think about her all day? Fuck that....

          44. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
          So cheesy.

          45. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.
          Mi cabesa is grande punta (my head is big, bitch) How sweet.

          46. Dedicate songs to them on the radio
          People still listen to the radio?

          47. Fall asleep on the phone with eachother(don't recommend this with a cell phone)
          Bodybuilders need around 8 hours of sleep, no time for this.

          48. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.
          What if Im the one talking the trash?

          49. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And always remember to say "Sweet Dreams"
          Right before you donkey punch her....

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          • #6
            YJ, Get the fizzzuck out my love thread, you ruiner of threads:mad:

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            • #7
              great thread lol!!!

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              • #8
                YJ = THE FUNNIEST MAN ALIVE :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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                • #9
                  YJ, now that was some funny shit !!!!!!!

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                  • #10
                    Bravo YJ. That some funny shit. :D

                    "I dont think she'd like hearing about me bangin' her sister...."


                    funny as fuck!!!

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                    • #11
                      Thank you Keiser, at least there is one real man on this board:(

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                      • #12
                        HW i know he ruined your thread but you have to admit thats some funny shit!!!

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                        • #13
                          Maybe:p But I truly believe he thinks that shit;)

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                          • #14
                            Sorry HW your post was sweet but I'm LMAO on this one YJ your post was a classic!!!! :rofl:

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                            • #15
                              gat damn men.

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