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Unbelievable!!
:eek:
> Have a history teacher explain this...if they can
> > >
> > > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> > > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> > > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
> > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> > > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
> > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> > > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> > > Now it gets really weird.
> > > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> > > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
> > > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> > > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
> > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> > > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
> > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> > > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
> > > Both assassins were known by their three names.
> > > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> > > Now hang on to your seat.
> > > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> > > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
> > > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
> > > warehouse.
> > > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
> > > theater.
> > >
> > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> > > And here's the kicker...
> > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
> > > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe :rofl:
> Have a history teacher explain this...if they can
> > >
> > > Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> > > John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
> > > Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> > > John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
> > > Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> > > Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
> > > Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> > > Both Presidents were shot in the head.
> > > Now it gets really weird.
> > > Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> > > Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
> > > Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> > > Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
> > > Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> > > Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
> > > John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> > > Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
> > > Both assassins were known by their three names.
> > > Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
> > > Now hang on to your seat.
> > > Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
> > > Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
> > > Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a
> > > warehouse.
> > > Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
> > > theater.
> > >
> > > Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
> > > And here's the kicker...
> > > A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
> > > A week before Kennedy was shot, he was in Marilyn Monroe :rofl:
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