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> >In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because
of
> >stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
> >
> >On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's
the
only
> >time I have to work on my hair).
> >
> >On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details
> >inside. (the shoplifter special?)
> >
> >On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that
would
> >be how???....)
> >
> >On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's
> >"just" a suggestion).
> >
> >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."
> >(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> >
> >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
> >(...and you thought????...)
> >
> >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
> >wouldn't this save me more time?)
> >
> >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery
> >after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate
of
> >construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
> >head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> >On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm
taking
this
> >because???....)
> >
> >On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (as
> >opposed to...what?)
> >
> >On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now,
> >somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> >
> >On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash!)
> >
> >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat
> >nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> >
> >I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a
child's
> >superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly."
> >
> >On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or
> >genitals."
> >
> >(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
> >In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because
of
> >stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer
goods.
> >
> >On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's
the
only
> >time I have to work on my hair).
> >
> >On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details
> >inside. (the shoplifter special?)
> >
> >On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that
would
> >be how???....)
> >
> >On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but,
it's
> >"just" a suggestion).
> >
> >On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside
down."
> >(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
> >
> >On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."
> >(...and you thought????...)
> >
> >On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
> >wouldn't this save me more time?)
> >
> >On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery
> >after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate
of
> >construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
> >head-colds off those forklifts.)
> >
> >On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm
taking
this
> >because???....)
> >
> >On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use
only." (as
> >opposed to...what?)
> >
> >On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now,
> >somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
> >
> >On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news
flash!)
> >
> >On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet,
eat
> >nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
> >
> >I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a
child's
> >superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly."
> >
> >On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or
> >genitals."
> >
> >(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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