Sharing office with boss.. and he FARTS!

[fl8meplz]

This sucks. I started a new job a month ago Monday. I accepted it even though it was 25,000 a year less than what i was making previously. Don't worry, it's still plenty. When I was hired I was told that things would be a little cramped temporarily. Everyone seemed nice to me and all. Now I know why!

I am sharing an office with my boss. He has turned in to a micro-manager and asked me four times today "So, what are you working on now?". Let me back up for a minute.. The first week I was there he farted and said "uh, excuse me". Ok, no problem, accidents happen. But, he continued to squeeze farts out every day, one to many a day, since then. He also has some other kind of gastric problem where he kinda belches like he has terrible bubbly guts. What the fuck?? We are not in construction on a job site, so farting should be a no-no. It's awful. Today when he got up from his desk and walked out a horrible baby-poo smell wafted behind him and hit me in the face. Yuck!! He also talks some kind of baby talk to his wife on the phone.

On top of all of that, there is a girl there that looks like Alicia Silverstone and she gave me the fuck eye the first day we met. The punchline is... her husband works there too and sits right outside her office!! I can't take this fucking place anymore!

Khan!!!!!

[Cory]

hideous!!

[Puddles]

Fl8me, bring an electric air cleaner into the office along with a car air freshener and tape it to the underside of his chair.

Good luck! LOL

[Primal Instinct]

Re: Sharing office with boss.. and he FARTS!

Originally posted by fl8meplz
This sucks. I started a new job a month ago Monday. I accepted it even though it was 25,000 a year less than what i was making previously. Don't worry, it's still plenty. When I was hired I was told that things would be a little cramped temporarily. Everyone seemed nice to me and all. Now I know why!

I am sharing an office with my boss. He has turned in to a micro-manager and asked me four times today "So, what are you working on now?". Let me back up for a minute.. The first week I was there he farted and said "uh, excuse me". Ok, no problem, accidents happen. But, he continued to squeeze farts out every day, one to many a day, since then. He also has some other kind of gastric problem where he kinda belches like he has terrible bubbly guts. What the fuck?? We are not in construction on a job site, so farting should be a no-no. It's awful. Today when he got up from his desk and walked out a horrible baby-poo smell wafted behind him and hit me in the face. Yuck!! He also talks some kind of baby talk to his wife on the phone.

On top of all of that, there is a girl there that looks like Alicia Silverstone and she gave me the fuck eye the first day we met. The punchline is... her husband works there too and sits right outside her office!! I can't take this fucking place anymore!

Khan!!!!!

Here is something that may make you feel better, fl8meplz. All of these problems (even the farting) are addressed in this simple videoclip. It's funny as hell too. Enjoy.

Larry Tate- Office Linebacker

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[fl8meplz]

yeah, that made me feel better. I think I will forward it to the farter himself.

[gearjunky]

thats was funny as hell bro, thx for the laugh :D

[beeza]

I love that commercial. I think I saw a shorter version of it during the superbowl a couple years ago :)


-Brian

[sleepyhitta]

dats funny

my boss is only in our office 2 weeks out of the month, when i have to crank one, usually i go in his office, then scoot away..:)

[fl8meplz]

My last job was great, my boss was 3000 miles away and I only talked to him once a week.

Today sucked bad. I left around 1:45 and went to the gym. On my way back I said fuck it and called the secratary and told her i was sick. He had a really bad case of farts today and he was belching a whole lot, so I knew all that gas was gonna make its way down his scrawny frail-ass insides and come out his ass eventually.

Please keep your fingers crossed, say a prayer, whatever for me so I can find a new Software job fast.

[redMachchick]

OOH What a discusting fuck!!! I mean, I can understand that sometimes shit happens and you can't help yourself....but damn that guy has a really BIG case of the can't help its!!! Normal people don't go around burping and farting in public....WTF? Sounds like he needs to go to the doctor because obviously he has got something going on other than him just being too gassy..... :wacko:

[needmuscle]

he has terrible bubbly guts. What the fuck?? We are not in construction on a job site, so farting should be a no-no. It's awful. Today when he got up from his desk and walked out a horrible baby-poo smell wafted behind him and hit me in the face. Yuck!! He also talks some kind of baby talk to his wife on the phone.



Bro, sorry to laugh at your situation, but that is some funny ass sh*t (excuse the pun). LMAO.....

seriously, hope it gets better for you..

[Primal Instinct]

Just remember fl8meplz:

When he farts, the exhaust from HIS ass is directly in contact with YOUR nose. That said, keep your mouth closed when one escapes him.

:( :( :( :( :( :(




**edit**

I just thought about this: maybe you could buy his coffee or something in the am and slip some Beano in it. "Beano before and there'll be no gas."

:rofl:

[jipped genes]

http://www.mintyass.com

try this

[Dynomyte001]

Well lol, that's alright my boss used to pick his nose and act like nothing happended....

[fl8meplz]

I am going to get a tiny microphone and hide it in some headphones and hook it up to a recorder so I can tape this bastard and expose him to the world. Trust me, this is priority #1a in life for me right now. Finding a new job is #1.