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1: Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2: Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
3: Ask what the order taker is wearing.
4: Change your accent every three seconds.
5: Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6: Imitate the order taker's voice.
7: Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
8: Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
9: Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
10: Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11: When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
1: Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
2: Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out.
3: Ask what the order taker is wearing.
4: Change your accent every three seconds.
5: Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
6: Imitate the order taker's voice.
7: Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed.
8: Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it.
9: Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
10: Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
11: When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
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