Bodybuilding untruths...

[Primal Instinct]

On a different board we discussed bb untruths and I thought that it might be funny to see it in this thread. I'll start:

Supplements are what builds a quality physique, not diet, progressive loading, and cardio. Salt is really, really good for you and helps lower your blood pressure. You won't get gynocomastia from using highly anrdogenic, anabolic steroids so don't worry about anti-estrogens- besides "bitch tits" are sexy on a guy. Kevin Levrone and Lee Priest use the South Beach Diet to cut for contests. Ronnie Coleman has never used illicit drugs because he's a cop and it wouldn't be legal. Arnold never groped any women. This year's Mr. Olympia judging finals will be free to spectators because Ben and Joe Weider are nice guys. Barry Bonds NEVER took steroids. Deca makes your teeth stronger. Clen Buterol is a sportscater on ESPN Weekend. The Geico gecko and the AFLAC duck are married in real life. Too much testosterone will increase your chances of watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy. Spinning will decrease the size of your ass and thighs. Frequent drinking and smoking combine synergistically to create an anabolic environment for bodybuilders. Bright yellow training suits are in vogue at all of the hardcore gyms this year. :drunk:

[GearTripper]

wearing skin-tight t-shirts in the gym makes you look HUGE; even when your a buck-fifty soaking wet :D

[Racer814]

Originally posted by GearTripper
wearing skin-tight t-shirts in the gym makes you look HUGE; even when your a buck-fifty soaking wet :D

:rofl: :rofl:

[voneber]

You should always just leave the 10 plates you just used on the leg press because women like the challenge of taking them off.

[sana]

Originally posted by voneber
You should always just leave the 10 plates you just used on the leg press because women like the challenge of taking them off.

if you see a woman pressing 12 plates on the leg press, proceed to tell her to not unload them so you can start out at the same weight she just finished at - even if you can only do 3 quarter reps with them.

[Gwarpig]

Guys with I.L.S. (imaginary lat syndrome) look really cool strutting around with their arms bowed out. The smaller the dude, the cooler they look.


Spandex makes all chicks look really hot...no matter how freakin' fat they are.


The best time to ask bodybuilders for advice is in the middle of their workout.

[muddy]

Originally posted by Gwarpig
Guys with I.L.S. (imaginary lat syndrome) look really cool strutting around with their arms bowed out. The smaller the dude, the cooler they look.


Spandex makes all chicks look really hot...no matter how freakin' fat they are.


The best time to ask bodybuilders for advice is in the middle of their workout.

:rofl:
ILS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other people enjoy laying in your sweat, so don't wipe off the bench when you're done.

[blm]

Originally posted by GearTripper
wearing skin-tight t-shirts in the gym makes you look HUGE; even when your a buck-fifty soaking wet :D

I never thought I looked all that bad...I'm tryin' to grow. :(

[hlcn8]

...farting near the benches help others work out harder...
...its okay to put your leg up on a ledge in the locker room while you're butt naked to dry off your under-carriage in front of everyone, while your fat rolls reach your mid thigh...
...spotting others isn't cool, it's okay to be too good to help others out...
...we LOVE being stared at by the fat chick on the treadmill going 1.2mph wearing spandex with a little tutu frill around the waist, i mean, who doesn't love the ballerina hippos from fantasia!!!?...

[hlcn8]

ROFL - ILS!! Now that is fucking funny!!! those are always the same ones who roll up their t-shirt sleeves too...

[bigpetefox]

It's cool to scream and grunt while curling 20lb dumbells..

The harder you slam the weights down, the more hardcore people will think you are..

[lxorl]

Smelling other peoples farts on the cardio equiptment makes me run faster.

[woodard]

Loading up the bar on bench and having your buddy simultaneously get his dead lift workout with it as you bounce of your chest makes you the coolest guy in the gym.

Especially if you yell at each other to get "pshyched" up for your "big" lift.

[EGRESSER]

...loading up the squat rack, and proceeding to slightly bend your knees before you push back up is great for knee joints, and builds killer quads
...your "shadow boxing" puts so much fear in me, I want to hide in the bathroom until you rack the 30lb. dumbell you've been curling for the last half hour. And it also leads other to believe your "not to be messed with"

[Gods Son]

Originally posted by woodard
Loading up the bar on bench and having your buddy simultaneously get his dead lift workout with it as you bounce of your chest makes you the coolest guy in the gym.

Especially if you yell at each other to get "pshyched" up for your "big" lift.

Are you talking to me???....LOL