>
>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
>
> Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
>
>
> The proctologist called ...They found your head.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory
> ...Some just don't have any film.
>
> Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
>
> I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
>
>
> Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
>
> Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
>
> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>
> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out
>by
>itself.
>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
>
> Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
>
>
> The proctologist called ...They found your head.
>
> Everyone has a photographic memory
> ...Some just don't have any film.
>
> Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
>
> I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
>
>
> Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
>
> Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
>
> Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
>
> Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out
>by
>itself.

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