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This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the
"Agreement") is entered into
on the _____day of __________, 2004, by_______________________, between
____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of
the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you
love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of
your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up,
get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye
contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for
your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate
who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join
the party.
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only
be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this
Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory
and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your
silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
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"Agreement") is entered into
on the _____day of __________, 2004, by_______________________, between
____________and______________.
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES:
1. No sleeping over - unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in
the morning.
2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of
the evening.
3. No calls before 9 PM - we don't have shit to talk about.
4. None of that "lovemaking" shit - only sex allowed.
5. No emotional discussions (i.e. Where are we heading with this? Do you
love me?) The answer is no, so don't ask.
6. No plans made in advance - that is why you are called the "backup,"
unless you are from out-of-town,
then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement.
7. All gifts accepted - money is always good.
8. No baby talk - however, dirty talk is encouraged.
9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers - it's really none of
your damn business.
10. No calling each other "friends with privileges" we are not friends,
just fuck buddies.
11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK - don't be offended.
12. No extra clothing- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind
when you leave.
13. No falling asleep right after sex - it's over, so get your ass up,
get dressed, and go the fuck home.
14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it - I don't care.
15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason.
16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: "My
roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend."
17. Doggie style is the preferred position - the reason is less eye
contact the better.
18. NO condoms, NO fucking. Carry your ass home.
19. Bring your own drink - I am not your liquor store.
20. No phone use, please - don't want anyone calling back looking for
your ass.
21. If going to a hotel room, we either split the cost, or alternate
who's paying....you pay this time, I pay next.
22. Don't bring any of your friends with you, unless they're gonna join
the party.
EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS: The aforementioned rules may only
be altered by the holder of the agreement.
If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this
Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will
then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory
and email list.
In otherwords, you will be BLOCKED from all communications until your
silly ass understands the rules.
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
Participating Party
Signature_______________________________________ Date: ________________
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