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Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge
Stage One:
To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Stage Two:
Next, you will Destroy the White House. This will cause countless hordes of Soldiers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with the Spice Girls, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Stage Three:
Finally, you will Demonstrate your Secret Death Ray, bringing about the Apocalypse. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it'll all come together in the end.
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Chris
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