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  • How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners?

    Answer : Pose the following question:

    You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and
    two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge
    knife
    comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams
    obscenities,
    > raises
    > > > > > the knife, and charges.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > You are carrying a Glock 40, and you are an expert shot. You
    have
    > > > > > mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
    > > > > >
    > > > > > What do you do?
    > > > > >
    > > > >
    > > > >
    > >
    >-------------------------------------------------------------------------
    > > > > > Democrat Answer:
    > > > > >
    > > > > > Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
    > > > > > Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done
    anything
    > to
    > > > > > him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away?
    What
    does
    > > >my
    > > > > > wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law
    say about this situation? Does the Glock have appropriate safety built Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely
    want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
    a few days and try to come to a consensus.

    Republican Answer:

    BANG!

    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click....(sounds of reloading).
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
    Silver Tips??

  • #2
    Re: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners?

    Originally posted by Shibby
    Republican Answer:

    BANG!

    Southerner's Answer:

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    click....(sounds of reloading).
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.
    Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
    Silver Tips??
    Then you go to jail for assult(Possibly murder), not self defense, because you didn't infact know what was going to happen. :cursin:

    Chris

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    • #3
      Southern answer is on the money

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      • #4
        Im a Republican lol

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        • #5
          Re: Re: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans, and Southerners?

          Originally posted by Chris325
          Then you go to jail for assult(Possibly murder), not self defense, because you didn't infact know what was going to happen. :cursin:

          Chris
          You must be joking? A man charges with a knife at you and you don't think this would be self-defense? What would be acceptable; waiting for the blade to penetrate you or your family?

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          • #6
            I'm a southerner....shoot the bitch....then tell him to stop

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            • #7
              :) We are polite and have good aim :)

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