Redneck Hunters!!

[Cory]

A couple of redneck hunters are out in
> the woods when one of them falls to the
> ground. He does't seem to be breathing,
> his eyes are rolled back in his head.
>
>
> The other redneck starts to panic, then
> whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
>
>

>
> He frantically blurts out to the operator,
> "O my gawd! Help! My friend just died.
> He's Dead! What can I do?"
>
>
> The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take it easy. I can help. Just
> listen to me and follow my instructions. First, lets make sure he's
> dead."
> There's a short pause, and then the operator hears a loud gun shot!!!
>> The redneck comes back on the line and says, "OK, now what?"
>:rofl:

[Shibby]

:rofl: That's definatly a Texas joke.

[Chris]

Awh...:rofl:

Chris

[JUICE]

lol:)

[6p6]

redneck hater, that's okay I was ripping on a few today for having there thumbs in there belt loops, chaw in there lower lip, spitting, and KICKING an inflated tire...on a vehicle....lol

[Face]

Hmmmmm, I think a couple of beers will help that one be funny :D

[imonboardtoo]

Good stuff. Thanks, Cory. Let's make this a joke thread.

Anybody heard...
Q: "What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?"
A: One's white, plastic, and unsafe for kids to play with...and the other you put groceries in.