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    Why Women Cry

    A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

    "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

    Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

    "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

    The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

    Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

    God said:

    "When I made the woman she had to be special.

    I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort.

    I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

    I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

    I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

    I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

    I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

    And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

    "You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

    The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

  • #2
    touching Mrs. P, and soooooo true

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    • #3
      I'll admit, I thought it was going to be a joke :)

      Very nice Mrs P

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      • #4
        uhhh..wait. where is the punch line? that sucked. it wasn't funny at all.

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        • #5
          ^5 Mrs.P....I guess this is why I look at a womans eyes when I meet her!!! This is what attracts me to a woman!!! They are the doorway to the heart and windows to the soul!!! You can look into a womans eyes and see her real beauty but you can also get lost in them!!! Once you are lost and she realizes this she will steal your soul and rip your heart out and feast on it for all the world to see!!! So Beware!!!

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          • #6
            God made Adam from a grain of sand in the begining and gave the world to him to enjoy. Well Adam was enjoying the life living amongs the other animals. He notice that he was missing something that the others had. Someone to love. He asks god "God I love what you created hear, but it's not the same without out haveing someone like me to understand my expierences". God responded "Adam, I will create a creature for you that will be the most loving, compasionate, beautiful, and obiedient mate one could have. But it will cost you one of your legs". Adam thought about it for a bit. He then turns to god and asks "What can I get for a rib"?

            sorry Mrs.P, that was sweet. I even sent it to my mom. Now there is a joke here since it's immpossible to make some happy. :mad:


            :D

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            • #7
              bwahahaha :rofl:

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Keiser
                Look into a woman's eyes to see the doorway to her heart.

                Look into her cell phone or email account to see who else shes been fucking.

                :agree:

                LMFAO!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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                • #9
                  OUCH!

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                  • #10
                    Women just have better PR right now...

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                    • #11
                      LOL astartex off nice ended off funny ashit lol

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                      • #12
                        My Mommy is going to cry when I send her this, but a good cry. I hope.

                        Chris

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Keiser
                          Look into a woman's eyes to see the doorway to her heart.

                          Look into her cell phone or email account to see who else shes been fucking.

                          :agree:

                          :rofl:

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                          • #14
                            haha i gave her a frying pan so she could cook my eggs

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Keiser



                              Look into her cell phone or email account to see who else shes been fucking.

                              :agree:
                              Hmmmm, sad but true!

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