Hot sweaty Mexican construction guys...

[Puddles]

they're in my back yard right now. All kinds of noise is rumbling through the house here so I look out the window and see the guys workin their butts off. At first all I could see was this guys sweat soaked dark tan wide back and I'm thinkin...ok, nice view today! I love a guy with a great tan, but then as he carried a shovel of junk to the wheelbarrow I got a view of his big beer belly. I'm not so thrilled with the view anymore. :( Why can't my yard be filled with some hot lookin guys instead???

I also notice a Carona with a half lime on the top of the bottle keepin the bugs out. Damn...workin in the hot sun drinkin beer before noon? My patio BETTER be level!

I got up to take a pic and the beer was finished...I better go down and offer them some water.

Later this afternoon my neighbor will be using my yard for her kid's b-day party...we're gonna have a dunk tank! If I get in there I'll take more pics. LOL

[edvedr]

puddles if you don't want them drinking tell them, shit their working for you!!!!:drunk: :megaphone :argue:

[Puddles]

I don't speak Mexican!

I think they're doing ok...haven't seen them open any new bottles.

[petite]

I never could understand why someone would drink beer while working out in the heat. My dad always did too. He say he needed a cold beer to quinch his thirst. WTF- alcohol dehydrates you! :drunk:

[JUICE]

Originally posted by petite
I never could understand why someone would drink beer while working out in the heat. My dad always did too. He say he needed a cold beer to quinch his thirst. WTF- alcohol dehydrates you! :drunk:

thats how Mexicans work most of the time with beers. I see it all the time since I live here in a border city. I worked with a buddy of mine in comstruction for like a week and I quit. The owner/friend is like me a decent guy, he does do that work but contracts people to do it for him and he pays them. I needed a job so bad that time so I worked for him, and the whole time I was laughing my ass off on how his workers worked. All they talked about was beer and chicks. But it was a cool experience for me, but never more will I ever do that again.

Hey Mrs. P, ask PANCHO if the beers are good in the sun and see what they will tell u. Hey I know how to translate what they say.:drunk:

[Puddles]

Luckilly they're gone now. It started raining and they packed up and left. I need to find my tape measurer...I don't think it's as wide as we contracted for. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! I hate home improvement stuff!

[pudgy]

say. mira, point at the bottle and say no cerveza por favor. then say gracias .

[JUICE]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
Luckilly they're gone now. It started raining and they packed up and left. I need to find my tape measurer...I don't think it's as wide as we contracted for. Grrrrrrrrrrrr! I hate home improvement stuff!

hey better take a look in front of your patio thingie or under a tree cause thats where they hang out to take a break and sip some beer.:drunk:

[Gongshow]

lol funny stuff

[jipped genes]

say " no ceveza, trabajo andale trabajo puto chinga to mama" i am not sure what this means but my workout partner is here and he said it means "please dont drink on the job please".

all the spanish i know is taco, burrito, adios and amigo.

[Shibby]

Originally posted by jipped genes
say " no ceveza, trabajo andale trabajo puto chinga to mama" i am not sure what this means but my workout partner is here and he said it means "please dont drink on the job please".

all the spanish i know is taco, burrito, adios and amigo.

Dosn't one of those words mean breast?:eek:

[Stonecold54]

I don't know, there are some days that only a beer will quench my thirst. of course I might not actually be thirsty, but just want a beer.

[Puddles]

Originally posted by jipped genes
say " no ceveza, trabajo andale trabajo puto chinga to mama" i am not sure what this means but my workout partner is here and he said it means "please dont drink on the job please".

OK...got it memorized. I'll let you know what happens.

Thanks, Jipped...I knew I could count on you to pull through for me. :)

[jipped genes]

Originally posted by MrsPuddlesFL
OK...got it memorized. I'll let you know what happens.

Thanks, Jipped...I knew I could count on you to pull through for me. :)

please say it from your second story window darlin i have a feelin it may be like get to work you lazy bitch or somthing i would hate to have to come out there and whoop somebody if they even bowed up at you.

[Puddles]

Surrrrrrrre...now you tell me this!!!

I wondered why they chased me around the yard and then broke my windows as they left. Good thing I had my rifle handy...one shot and they booked.