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1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. Wow, and your feet are so big.
5. It's ok, we'll work around it.
6. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
7. Oh no, a flash headache.
8. (giggle and point)
9. Can I be honest with you?
10. Let me go get my tweezers.
11. This explains your car.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
14. All right, a treasure hunt!
15. At least this won't take long.
16. What do you call this?
17. But it still works, right?
18. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
19. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
20 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
21. Aww, it's hiding.
22. Are you cold?
23. If you get me real drunk first.
24. Is that an optical illusion?
25. What is that?
26. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30 Never mind, why bother??????
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. Wow, and your feet are so big.
5. It's ok, we'll work around it.
6. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh.
7. Oh no, a flash headache.
8. (giggle and point)
9. Can I be honest with you?
10. Let me go get my tweezers.
11. This explains your car.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.
14. All right, a treasure hunt!
15. At least this won't take long.
16. What do you call this?
17. But it still works, right?
18. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.
19. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
20 Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
21. Aww, it's hiding.
22. Are you cold?
23. If you get me real drunk first.
24. Is that an optical illusion?
25. What is that?
26. I'll go get the ketchup for your french fry.
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30 Never mind, why bother??????
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