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A woman walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses
around, then spots
the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes gas.
Extremely
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little faux pas, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop
up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a
salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say...If you
farted just
touching it...you're going to shit when you hear the
price."
:rofl:
around, then spots
the car of her dreams and walks over to inspect it. As
she bends to
feel the fine leather upholstery, she mildly passes gas.
Extremely
embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
has noticed her little faux pas, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop
up right now.
But, as she turns back, there standing next to her is a
salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely
vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, I'm afraid I can't say...If you
farted just
touching it...you're going to shit when you hear the
price."
:rofl:
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