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INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 30. and
Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http:IThoughtYouLovedMe.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application
can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 30. and
Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning
2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these
problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband
1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:
"http:IThoughtYouLovedMe.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and
don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application
works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry
2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application
can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or
Beer
6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring
Loudly
Beta. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in
the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These
are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In
summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
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