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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
>the light.
>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>romantic session, she turned on the lights.
>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>pleasure device... a vibrator!
>Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>She went completely ballistic.
>"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
>me all of these years?
>You better explain yourself!"
>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
>Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off
>the light.
>Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
>She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
>So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
>romantic session, she turned on the lights.
>She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
>pleasure device... a vibrator!
>Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
>She went completely ballistic.
>"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to
>me all of these years?
>You better explain yourself!"
>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
>"I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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