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  • Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

    Is there any way you can do it by yourself? I've tried a vacuum but that doesn't work. Does anyone have any ideas?

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    Ok Bouncer...did my concert pics get ya excited?

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    • #3
      What are you talking about?

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      • #4
        Just don't get your balls sucked up by the vacuum cleaner.....yeeeeoooooowwwwwwww.

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        • #5
          LOL

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          • #6
            Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

            Originally posted by guy6969
            Is there any way you can do it by yourself? I've tried a vacuum but that doesn't work. Does anyone have any ideas?
            LOL

            If your dumb enough to stick your dick in a vacum cleaner hose, I'm not callin the paramedics for you when it gets stuck there...

            Hey go to a sex shop...get a pocket pussy or something....or if you really crave sticking your dick in a hose like object, get a penis pump. :D Its loads safer!!!

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            • #7
              I have never tried any of this shit before, but I know people that would swear by the couch. They say once you've had sex with your couch, no woman will ever be enough for you.....

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              • #8
                Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

                Originally posted by guy6969
                Is there any way you can do it by yourself? I've tried a vacuum but that doesn't work. Does anyone have any ideas?
                Yeah Ive got an idea get an girl friend!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

                  Originally posted by redMachchick
                  LOL

                  Its loads safer!!!

                  Bwahaaaahaaa...you said LOADS!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Can You have sex by yourself (Like stick it in a vacuum or something)

                    Originally posted by guy6969
                    Is there any way you can do it by yourself? I've tried a vacuum but that doesn't work. Does anyone have any ideas?
                    it's usually more fun with someone else but have you tied your hand? :rofl:

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                    • #11
                      lol, funny thread :rofl:

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                      • #12
                        wtf

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                        • #13
                          I thin kthis is something you should have kept tp yourself.

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                          • #14
                            ive heard that if you tie off your arm to cut off circulation, and then masterbate, it almost feels like someone else is doin it. lol, not that i have ever tried

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                            • #15
                              Yea it called the stranger.

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