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1- Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.
2- Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3- Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
4- Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5- Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6- Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7- Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8- Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9- Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
10- Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
11- Women think all beer is the same.
12- Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
13- Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
2- Women especially love a bargain. The question of 'need' is irrelevant; so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair game.
3- Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you 'just don't understand'.
4- Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
5- Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
6- Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.
7- Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful.
8- Women can't keep secrets. They eat away at them from the inside. And they don't view it as being untrustworthy, providing they only tell two or three people.
9- Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling.
10- Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an 'on/off' switch.
11- Women think all beer is the same.
12- Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
13- Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
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