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shit for 500 bucks Id do it just wear a mask or something lol
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Stone, don't you dare do it without telling her! Women just KNOW when something's up and you will get busted. You don't know who else is going to be at the party, maybe a friend of hers! If you get busted doing something like this behind her back it will put a lot of doubt in her mind about you and it's just not worth it. She will never forget that you tried to hide something like this from her. Imagine if the shoe was on the other foot...you'd be hella pissed.
Just tell her that you were asked to do this and see what she says. The worst that can happen is that your wife says no. If she gets a little pissy about it, she'll get over it, but she won't get over you telling her a lie.
Just a little warning about being a male stripper...the women in the audience are worse than men. I know you'll enjoy that! ;)
If you do it, whatcha gonna wear? What music are you going with? Got a theme in mind?Comment
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Not much because the wife always gets half!:POriginally posted by stonecold54
do you know how much TEST I could buy with 500 bucks, LOL. :DComment
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Man stonecold you are one wild mf-er. Dude, a few threads ago you had sex with your cousin and now you're stripping for your ex-girlfriend. That's great stonecold, go for it. I say strip at the party and give the b-day girl a Cincinnati steamer while your ex looks on. Have a ball, you only live once!Comment
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He didn't have sex with his cousin. Dumbass.Comment
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thanks man, that would start a bad rumor on the net. I would be the INCESTOUS MOD. :rofl:Originally posted by Timma
He didn't have sex with his cousin. Dumbass.Comment
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not sure not sure not sure. LOL if I decided to do it I would do some research. what would you suggest puddles since this is your Forte. :DOriginally posted by Puddles
If you do it, whatcha gonna wear? What music are you going with? Got a theme in mind?Comment
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Salt N Pepa "Short Dick Man" :rofl:Originally posted by stonecold54
what would you suggest :DComment
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BANNED!!!!Originally posted by bad14u
Salt N Pepa "Short Dick Man" :rofl:
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:rofl: Ok...how about Danger Kitty "Makin The Kitty Come Tonight"?Originally posted by stonecold54
BANNED!!!!
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It was somebody's cousin, I remember that...Originally posted by jmac2222
Man stonecold you are one wild mf-er. Dude, a few threads ago you had sex with your cousin and now you're stripping for your ex-girlfriend. That's great stonecold, go for it. I say strip at the party and give the b-day girl a Cincinnati steamer while your ex looks on. Have a ball, you only live once!Comment
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His wifes cousin!:3some:Originally posted by jmac2222
It was somebody's cousin, I remember that...Comment
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And he wasn't lucky enough to have hit it either. ;)Originally posted by bad14u
His wifes cousin!:3some:Comment
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:agree: Not yet!Originally posted by beefcake
And he wasn't lucky enough to have hit it either. ;)Comment
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Before I can answer I need for you to come over and give me an audition so I can see what skills you're best at. ;)Originally posted by stonecold54
not sure not sure not sure. LOL if I decided to do it I would do some research. what would you suggest puddles since this is your Forte. :D
I love some of Madonna's stuff, the album Erotica is EROTIC, Ray of Light has a few good ones too. It depends on what you're wanting to do for them and what kind of music you like. Of course the older ladies will love classic stuff like YMCA and It's Raining Men.
Here's a link to a stripper's website that talks about some of their favorite music to dance to, you may get some ideas based on the music you like from there:
http://www.mypole.co.uk/forum/topic....rchTerms=music
Oh...and one of my favorites is You Can leave Your Hat On. It's been done by a few people. Heard it first in the 9 1/2 weeks movie and loved it ever since. :) Etta James does it best IMO. I love that woman's voice.
"You Can Leave Your Hat On"
Baby, take off your coat, real slow.
Baby, take off your shoes. I'll help you take off your shoes.
Baby, take off your dress. Yes, yes, yes.
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
You can leave your hat on.
Go over there, turn on the light. No, all the lights.
Come back here, stand on the chair. Ooh, baby, that's right!
Raise your arms in the air, now shake 'em.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You give me reason to live.
You can leave your hat on!
Suspicious minds are talking. That's right, they'll tear us apart.
They don't believe in this love of ours.
They don't know what love is.
They don't know what love is.
I know what love is.
You can leave your hat on.
You can
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