so im walkign up my staris from ym basemnt with food i look downa t the broom in the corner and on the brisltes i see this fuckin GIGANTIC fuckign spider i hate these farking things so i get a jar and put the fuckign thing in it which ims taring a t now tryign to find otu wha tkind fo spide rit is thoguh tit was wolf spider but it looks tot hick to be one unless the shitty area and dumpage for the apst 100 years nhas made it mutate into thsi humungous speciman i see now anyways im put it in formaldahide to keep it since its pretty unique ....:drunk:
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ugly mutha fucking things
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The small spiders are the ones I don't like. You can't see the fuckers most of the time, more spiders that are small are poisonous than large ones, and it just seems the smaller ones are more aggressive.
Jumping spiders are cool too. Can you imagine one of these things lunging at you?
Capable of jumps up to 40 times its body length, the jumping spider spins a silk safety line in case it misses its target.
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