My boyfriend came home last night and told me....

[sana]

"I got rammed in the ass with a chip monk"...

I think that he's into this type of thing. I love animals and would never be able to shove a living thing up his ass... what can I do to save our relationship?

Sincerely,
:staypuff:

[bad14u]

Nothing...dump him and I will take care of you!:P

[Timma]

What is Richard Gere his idol? I say let it pass it's just a phase, hopefully.

[sana]

i guess that's why he's been stockpiling all the old paper towel rolls :bawl:

[Timma]

Originally posted by sana
i guess that's why he's been stockpiling all the old paper towel rolls :bawl:

:rofl:

[Bouncer]

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[bad14u]

Originally posted by sana
i guess that's why he's been stockpiling all the old paper towel rolls :bawl:

:eek: Whatever you do...DO NOT kick him in the ass! You might hurt the gerbil!

[majoradams]

Is the chipmunk still up his ass now? :)

[sana]

i don't know, i think he was on the toilet when i left. i hope he pooped it out....

[Timma]

Speaking of asses, mine is killing me. Feels like i've been shitting bricks lately.

[sana]

Originally posted by Timma
Speaking of asses, mine is killing me. Feels like i've been shitting bricks lately.

stop using your butt plug so often.

[bad14u]

Originally posted by sana
i don't know, i think he was on the toilet when i left. i hope he pooped it out....

:rofl: Ohhhh man .....this reminds me of a story that was told on a radio talk show a long time ago....I think it was the Ron and Ron show!

These two homo's had got a gerbil, it got stuck or wouldn't come out of one of their asses! Anyway, one homo has the paper towel roll still stuck in his but and the other one has a cig lighter trying to draw the gerbil out! Well the lighter sets off a pocket of methane gas in the others ass! They both end up in the emergency room, one with burns to his ass and the other with a blackeye because when the gas ignited it blew the gerbil out while he was trying to look down the PT roll! Killed the gerbil...poor thing!

[Timma]

:rofl: That is gross.

[beefcake]

Re: My boyfriend came home last night and told me....

Originally posted by sana
what can I do to save our relationship?

It's kind of like a kid wetting the bed. Don't make him feel ashamed about it. Embrace his fetish and welcome it with open arms. Let him know that you're there for him and that you'll get through this phase together. But if he's still doing that shit tomorrow then it's just time to move on. And to think I used to look up to the guy. :D

[MarcusMaximus]

Originally posted by Timma
What is Richard Gere his idol? I say let it pass it's just a phase, hopefully.

let what pass: the chipmonk back out of his ass , or the phase?