this one fucking momo

[njjuicer]

at 7 11 tonight is grillin me ahrd as im driivn in so whatever i tihnk to myself he come sout ims till in ym car searhcing for change to get a magazine and hes still lookin at me ahrd like ehs gonna do sumtin so i roll ym window down and sya what the fuck u lookin at he dotn say anytihng so im liek fine i le tit be then his woman starts dricvin off he yells sum shit im liek what he trys tog e tout as shes drivin away (he sobviouslky drunk i realize at this point) hes beign half dragged and half in the car still he falls out gets up runs at me wit his hands cokced readylike hes gonna get a one on i pop outa my car he stops puts his hands down and starts talikn shit why u starin at me yadda yadda im about to lay into thsi mug when his g/f (who is outstanidng btw nice boobers and fat lil dumper :D) she starts beggin me not to bea tihm up lol she said, "please dont do it, for me" im liek fine i start to wlak in and i hea rhim yell at her like ge tthe fuck in the car why u did that etc.. i turn aroudn and bitch slapped himtold him if i sene him act liek that to her gaain i was gonan fuck him up lol that was my highpoint of the night there always gotta be toguh guys i love it oh i forgot to add he already had a cast on his arm lol :drunk: i tihnk these drunks tunads are compelled to talk shit to me for whaever reason and i always ends the same way too....

[sekcbeast]

thats funny as hell cause some shit like that just happend to me. i was the dd tonight (im in the middle of a m1t cycle and dont need to mess with my liver anymore than i have to) and me and four of my friends were standing out front of this party. there were a lot of people leaving and a lot of people coming in. well, i heard some kid start yellin at one of my friends. i was like what the hell. come to find out one of the kids yelled shotgun as they were leaving and my buddy, trying to be funny, yelled joust. most people would laugh and just leave but this kid got all sorts of pissed off. anyway, they eventually just left without a confrontation. i think its funny as hell how the people who talk the most shit are always the ones walking away. i kinda laughed though as they were driving away because the kids were all drunk as hell and i could just imagine their faces as the cop pulls them over. lol

[majoradams]

I ditn undetrstand a fuckin worsd

[njjuicer]

well normally id have jumped at the poccasion but i figured i didnt need anotrher chagre and i was goin home to cacth lady fiend stoppin by after work i didnt wanna miss her






sorry major just look real fats its easy to decihper oif ur dislexic i think? lol

[Face]

Lol man, seeing that would make anyone's day..... :rofl:

[njjuicer]

Originally posted by INTIMID8OR
With all you go through I'd suggest you wtite a book but Im afraid somehow the fun part would get lost in translation :rofl:

the chronciles of nj? :ghey:

[IntensityX]

Originally posted by INTIMID8OR
With all you go through I'd suggest you wtite a book but Im afraid somehow the fun part would get lost in translation :rofl:

Yeah the title would be "The Adventures Of A Lonely Bad Typist Of New Jersery" an adventure of a guy who types like shit and gets attacked by sewer rats :rofl: :D

[Timma]

I actually kind of understood what he wrote this time. Maybe i'm getting used to it.

[JUICE]

wheres shibby when u need him:)