It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two
in it. Here is one with none: Two tall trees, a birch
and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a
taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
in it. Here is one with none: Two tall trees, a birch
and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree
begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker
lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you
are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a
beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a
taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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