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Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "none"
Teacher:"Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny:"One is shot. The others fly away. None is left."
Teacher: "Well that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are 3 woman at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny: "none"
Teacher:"Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny:"One is shot. The others fly away. None is left."
Teacher: "Well that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are 3 woman at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think!"
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