Cross dressing

[majoradams]

Its my sisters b'day this friday night and its a damn cross dressing party. The missus has already picked out what she thinks im gona be wearing; black fishnet stockings, a purple mini, and a real short top that is meant to just cover your tits.

I actually tried on the mini and my 'package' sticks out because the damn thing is so tight, it looks ridiculous.
She had a little trouble finding cloths that fit, she had to go to a big ladies store, just dont make me wear those high heels, i cannot handle that

I have to work the next day so im hoping not to be there for to long. My sister lives up the coast about an hour away so my worst fear is that the car will break down on the highway and i may have to walk to a phone.

[dot1]

Call in sick to the party ;)

[IntensityX]

I heard NJJuicer is the MC :D

[majoradams]

lol

[Racer814]

oh shit ...what if you get pulled and end up on a cops episode....your friends seeing it and their wives saying " I knew there was something funny about him"...just like in something about mary...:rofl:

[majoradams]

haaaaaaaaa, haaaaaaaa

[sana]

pictures! :rofl:

[Bouncer]

I have nothing to say. :ghey:

[Timma]

Dude if you do it we shall now call you a fag. :ghey:

[speedracer59]

Go witout underware and have your dong hanging out of the bottom of the skirt.

[Puddles]

Originally posted by speedracer59
Go witout underware and have your dong hanging out of the bottom of the skirt.

If he does that he better shave his ass. :moon:

[Luftdude]

Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
I have nothing to say. :ghey:

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LD

[beefcake]

Originally posted by Puddles
If he does that he better shave his ass. :moon:

He can't reach back there, you're gonna have to help him. :agree:

[Puddles]

Originally posted by beefcake
He can't reach back there, you're gonna have to help him. :agree:

Think he'd trust me with a sharp blade down there?

[majoradams]

well there i was, in a damn mini and fucking fishnets and some modified high heels, its pitch black anfd im walking down the drive looking like a fucking idiot and i step straight in a massive dog shit. That was the final straw.