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In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's
> >> time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the
> >> facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill
> >> repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.
> >> Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains
> >> that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."
> >> The madam says, "Bubba, you've been such a good customer
> >> over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally."
> >> So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him
> >> upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.
> >> Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says,
> >> "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that
> >> you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going
> >> to give you a manicure too."
> >> Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on
> >> the town's main street.
> >> Billy Bob is actin! g a little shy, so the madam smiles and
> >> says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"
> >> "Yes, ma'am," the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave
> >> me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't
> >> scratch 'em."
> >> time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the
> >> facts of life. He takes him to the local house of ill
> >> repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlor.
> >> Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains
> >> that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."
> >> The madam says, "Bubba, you've been such a good customer
> >> over the years, I'm going to see to your son personally."
> >> So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him
> >> upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.
> >> Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says,
> >> "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that
> >> you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going
> >> to give you a manicure too."
> >> Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on
> >> the town's main street.
> >> Billy Bob is actin! g a little shy, so the madam smiles and
> >> says, "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"
> >> "Yes, ma'am," the boy stammers, "You're the lady that gave
> >> me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't
> >> scratch 'em."
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