new job, need help w drug test

[njlovehandles]

ok, i just got offered a job i really want. the problem is i have to take a drug test. i have been a chronic marijuanna smoker for many years. so i went out and bought one of those majic potions to clean urine. i should add that i once failed a urine test while using a somewhat simalar "cleanser". I began to read up on this after buying it to find out that it only dilutes urine while keepinf it's specific gravity within normal parameters. I have not smoked in 3 days, this is a record. the last time i used this stuff and failed i smoked the night befor. So i think it could work this time but i dont want to even attempt , since i really would like this job. Having said that i feel really good for not smoking and i dont think i am goignt to go back to doing it. Any of you guys have experience with this stuff, its called xxtra clean. I think i am just going to use my roomates urine and strap it to my leg, and run a tube to my crotch. thanx for any advise. Maybe this will be a good wake up call so i can once and for all quit this habbit, and get on a good diet so the lovehandles can dissapear.

[JUICE]

hey man, i ws around that stuff in high school and all, but never became a habit. I never saw anything fun out of it.

Just dont do that stuff no more bro. If u like bbing, stay away bro from that. About the tests, i dont know what to say, but my buddies have taken that before. They passed the test.:):)

[jmac2222]

If you lose the lovehandles then your SM name could just be NJ for New Job!
Ok that was corny...

You're going to fail the test dude. If you've been somking for several years it will take months before you all that THC out of your body. Sorry man

[njlovehandles]

thanx for the help guys, gonna use my roomates urine. made a contraption so that i can put his clean urine in a condom and has a tube that will run to crotch. gonna heat it to 100 f and tape it to leg. Should work.

[jmac2222]

Not sure if he will but if the examiner is checking you out very closely tell him that you cant go with someone watching. I once had to give a piss test for the military. The lights went out in the building so these MFers used flashlights! Dont think you'll run into that kind of scrutiny...

[7lok4]

I have had to do UA's for ever job I have had since school. I have never been supervised. The temp of the urine will most likely be your biggest worry.

[psyko1]

Originally posted by jmac2222
You're going to fail the test dude. If you've been somking for several years it will take months before you all that THC out of your body. Sorry man

bro i speak from experience, if you haven't smoked in three days like you said the xxxtra clean WILL WORK. it is IMPORTANT that u not smoke at least 48 hours before the test. just make sure you are going to get one before taking it otherwise you'll just waste it. if it's the pills you take them in 15 minute increments totalling an hour prior to the test. if it's the drink you take it 1 hour before the test and 15 minutes later fill it back up with water and drink it. READ THE DIRECTIONS AND FOLLOW THEM EXACTLY. which ever it is DO NOT drink any water after you are done with the cleanser. during that first hour you'll piss 2- 4 times which is good. even if you don't need to piss when you get there tell them and say you've already drank too much water you'll have to wait. DO NOT drink any more water while you're there (have i said that enough?) like i said follow the directions and you'll pass. DON'T use someone else's urine, as long as you haven't smoked like you said the cleanser will work. of course if it's a hair test you're fucked:( sorry nothing cleans your hair, so don't wast any money on that.

[njlovehandles]

ok, so now i have mixed review. the stupid stoners say i will fail, and u say i will pass. i think i have a few more days before thwe test. which would put me at about 5- 7 days of non smoking. whats to do what to do. i honestly feel safer using my friends urine. i passed once years ago doing this, and i failed using carbo clear. guess i got a tough desision to make. anymore input would be great. spidwey is usually good at this shit, what happened to him? anyways, thanx for the input, keep it coming.

[njlovehandles]

i also take a multi, 1500 mg of vit c and a bunch of cod liver oil every day should i take this in the morning to cover up dilution or hold off until later?

[Shibby]

Well if your going to use someone elses urine you don't have to make it so complicated. Just put the uring in the condom and tie it off. When you go just wear some whitey tighties and place it under your balls. This will keep it nice and warm. Take a pen cap with you and just have to poke a hole in the condom. Since it's for job (I'm guessing non-goverment) I doubt they will watch you.

[JUICE]

Originally posted by Shibby
Well if your going to use someone elses urine you don't have to make it so complicated. Just put the uring in the condom and tie it off. When you go just wear some whitey tighties and place it under your balls. This will keep it nice and warm. Take a pen cap with you and just have to poke a hole in the condom. Since it's for job (I'm guessing non-goverment) I doubt they will watch you.

that could work but what about the busted condom. Most places ive been to tell me not to flush the toilet. U cant:(. Then stuffing it back in your pants or something with someones else piss.

If thats the case id take another rubber or some sort or baggies to put it in.:D

[jmac2222]

Originally posted by psyko1
bro i speak from experience, if you haven't smoked in three days like you said the xxxtra clean WILL WORK. it is IMPORTANT that u not smoke at least 48 hours before the test. just make sure you are going to get one before taking it otherwise you'll just waste it. if it's the pills you take them in 15 minute increments totalling an hour prior to the test. if it's the drink you take it 1 hour before the test and 15 minutes later fill it back up with water and drink it. READ THE DIRECTIONS AND FOLLOW THEM EXACTLY. which ever it is DO NOT drink any water after you are done with the cleanser. during that first hour you'll piss 2- 4 times which is good. even if you don't need to piss when you get there tell them and say you've already drank too much water you'll have to wait. DO NOT drink any more water while you're there (have i said that enough?) like i said follow the directions and you'll pass. DON'T use someone else's urine, as long as you haven't smoked like you said the cleanser will work. of course if it's a hair test you're fucked:( sorry nothing cleans your hair, so don't wast any money on that.

You didnt pass the drug test, they probably didnt send your sample into the lab. Not all companies send all the samples, it's a little trick to help save money. If they only send in 10% of the samples but simply by saying that they are going to test you they keep away 90% of the pot smokers you have the perfect business solution: Solve 90% of the problem for 10% of the cost of absolutely fixing it.

Not saying for certain, just know that if you have been smoking pot for seven years and then you take a drug test seven days later, I dont care if you drink the entire Ohio River, you're going to fail.

[psyko1]

Originally posted by jmac2222

Not saying for certain, just know that if you have been smoking pot for seven years and then you take a drug test seven days later, I dont care if you drink the entire Ohio River, you're going to fail.

oh, god, look i've taken drug tests and would've failed from extasy, to coke, to defenitly weed. i used to be as big a pot head as they come. i've taken many, many drug tests, and have only failed two. 1 was because i used some cheap shit called sunny detox, and the other was because i got high the day before and still thought i could pass. dude fuck other people's urine, but if you do decide to use it the way to go is go to a work clothing store and get some of those glove warmers for the winter, and place that on whatever it is you're going to put the piss in and tape it to your inner leg, with the bag between your leg and the warmer. only keeping it next to your body may work but i highly doubt it will. what if it busts while you're waiting in the lobby? you'll walk out and have to explain how your bladder is the size of a peanut. if you've been clean for 3 days and counting take the shit and you'll pass. i don't care if you were born with a blunt in your mouth.

[psyko1]

Originally posted by njlovehandles
i also take a multi, 1500 mg of vit c and a bunch of cod liver oil every day should i take this in the morning to cover up dilution or hold off until later?

you'll be fine, just don't wake and bake:druggie:

[bonebreaker]

Where I work, which is no-governmental, we always, ask for a viewed sampling. I don't know about the stuff that will help you pass, but I've heard mixed reviews from many people. IMHO, I don't think they're that dependable. As someone else said, look what smoking that shit MAY cause you to lose. Aside from MAYBE not getting the job you want, there are so many other negatives it's just not worth it. Give it up. Good luck anyway. BB