I Have Suicidal Birds Where I Live

[Shibby]

They always fly into the windows of my house :rofl: Usually they're just stuned and lay there for a few minutes before flying away. But this one just hit and it was so loud I could hear it from another room. I think it's dead because it's just laying there on it's back :rofl:

[meat12]

I had one hit my windshield a few months ago, scared the shit out of me

[JUICE]

damn birds are always getting in my way while driving. I killed one last week:(

[bonebreaker]

I had a blue bird female with a nest in a bush near a basement window once. She would come out of the nest and see herself in the window and think it was another bird. She was constantly fighting the image in the window, shitting all over the place, the window, the window ledge, the brickwork--EVERYWHERE. I'd hose down the area, two or three times a week, and sometimes had to use a scrub brush, it was awful. I saw her many times knock herself out, but she'd get back up and start over again. I tried to put something on the inside of the window so it wouldn't reflect her image so much, but nothing worked. This went on for three Springs. I won't say what finally happened to stop it, but I had had enough. BB

[bad14u]

Damn dude...go perform CPR on it! Save a life for once!

[FX4]

LOL I work in a car dealership, and you guys know how much glass is on a showroom...I have watched them hit our windows all the time :rofl:

[hlcn8]

i drove a LOT this summer, and the birds that perch on the road-side fences looking for road-kill would always be startled by my car and fly right out into the road in front of me. considering i was often driving down two lane highways with semi's on the other side going 80 in the other direction, i often couldn't swerve to avoid them, after a while i stopped trying. every time it happened it would still ruin my day, but damn what can i do? shape my car like a big ass owl? or how bout the dog-van from dumb and dumber?

[cockdiesel]

I dont mean to go off topic here, but this reminds me when I was younger. My family and I check into a motel at Hilton Head Island, SC. I was like 13, my sister was like 4, dumb and wild as shit. My dad is first in the room so he naturallly opens the blinds covering the sliding glass door view to the ocean. Well my sister goes running full stream because she sees the porch and then BOOM!!!! Off the sliding glass door like a bird.

Hope that can give you guys a good visual.

[cockdiesel]

She hasn't been right ever since.

[blm]

Sounds like sparrows. Thoses little suckers are like the kamikazies of birds.

[soprano9mm]

Originally posted by FX4
LOL I work in a car dealership, and you guys know how much glass is on a showroom...I have watched them hit our windows all the time :rofl:

BRo I work in a dealorship and it happens here all the time too

[njjuicer]

i had a fuckin pigeon caught up in ym bower on ym chevelle fucker wer ehangin out udner this bridge i was movin pretty good speed and trhe fuckin thign flew right into ym shit feathers and crud all over my fuckin car

[HILLJACK]

Originally posted by njjuicer
i had a fuckin pigeon caught up in ym bower on ym chevelle fucker wer ehangin out udner this bridge i was movin pretty good speed and trhe fuckin thign flew right into ym shit feathers and crud all over my fuckin car

WOW ..SORRY to hear that ..So you live under a bridge huh...:drunk: Did you ever get the bird out of your butt...:(

[lordikon]

Originally posted by bonebreaker
I had a blue bird female with a nest in a bush near a basement window once. She would come out of the nest and see herself in the window and think it was another bird. She was constantly fighting the image in the window, shitting all over the place, the window, the window ledge, the brickwork--EVERYWHERE. I'd hose down the area, two or three times a week, and sometimes had to use a scrub brush, it was awful. I saw her many times knock herself out, but she'd get back up and start over again. I tried to put something on the inside of the window so it wouldn't reflect her image so much, but nothing worked. This went on for three Springs. I won't say what finally happened to stop it, but I had had enough. BB

lol, that's the funniest shit I've heard today

[blm]

Originally posted by HILLJACK
WOW ..SORRY to hear that ..So you live under a bridge huh...:drunk: Did you ever get the bird out of your butt...:(

Are you still here?:ghey: