yo mama jokes

[JUICE]

Last time i heard them was when i was in junior high, and high school. This weekend i made a cookout and we started saying jokes, then someone brought them up. Hahahahahahaha.:rofl:

Whats the funniest one u've ever heard.:D





Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.



Yo mama is so dumb that she was on her way to the airport and saw a sign that said “airport left.” So she turned around and went home.

[jaypee]

Yo mamma is like a bag of potato chips....Lays for .25

[Timma]

Your mamma's so fat she wore high heels and struck oil.

[Kayak Jones]

Yo mama's so fat she plays pool with da planets!

[redsquirrel]

Your momma so fat when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl!

[redsquirrel]

Your momma so fat, she takes up both sides of the family!

[GROWTIME]

yo mama is so ugly they tie a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her!

[grnmchn]

Yo mamam's so fat, I walked around her once and got lost.

[DiamondCutCows]

Remember this one?


Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out George Washingtons nose!:eek:

[Timma]

Yo momma's so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

[JUICE]

lol. damn those are good ones.



Yo mama's breath is so nasty, every time she burps her teeth duck. :rofl:

[JUICE]

Your so ugly, when your mama dropped u off in school, she got a ticket for littering. :rofl:

[JUICE]

Yo mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, “Hey, you guys break it up.”

[shiko24]

your mama's so fat at halloween she says trick or meatloaf

I'm not saying your mama's fat but her high school picture was an airal photo

your mama's so fat your daddy had to dip her in flour to find the wet spot

[mastakillah]

yo mamas so fat she broke her leg and gravy came out!