So, I'm in the shower today and...

[Puddles]

Stromba comes in and says he figured out why our doorbell doesn't work anymore (our doorbell is one of those wireless ones that gets plugged into a wall outlet), someone had replaced it with one of those air freshener things. Well, I explained what must have happened, I put the air freshener thing in and threw out the doorbell chime thinking it was an old air freashener. He is not letting me live this one down. LOL

What's something really stupid you've recently? C'mon and help me feel better. :D

[JUICE]

:eek:

[comsquat]

That is classic..LMAO

Last month I was at a Cheveron Gas station and the reader on the pump didn't work so I had to go inside and went ahead and handed the guy a twenty. Cell rings I sit in my car to talk , hang up and drive away with the hose still in the car. 325.00

[Stonecold54]

lets get back to the shower part, after that the story went downhill. LOL :D

[blm]

Originally posted by stonecold54
lets get back to the shower part, after that the story went downhill. LOL :D

Amen!

[INTIMID8OR]

I got rid of my post ..carry on .

[CreepingDeath]

Well this isnt really stupid things Ive did but theyre still pretty funny. The first one was on one of my birthdays & I went out to a stripper bar with some friends (trashed of course) & lucky me my friends told somebody there it was my birthday so they took me up on the stage & some chick slapped the hell out of my face with her tits & then tore my pants off in front of everybody & gave me a lap dance as I proceeded to pitch the biggest tent of my life in front of everybody(damn test levels) lmao but me & my friends were like in tears laughin that was a funny night.......then the other time I was driving around town at night with a car full of hot as fuck chics so of course Id try to look all big & bad. Some guy pulls up next to me while Im drivin & is leaned back far as hell with his shades all tryin to look like a thug (he was white...driving like a 85' civic lol) & so I said hey look at this stud & leaned my seat back & put my shades on & he looked over at me & I nodded my head at him like a badass & then I look up & its a red light & I slam on my breaks & slide out into the middle of the intersection in front of alllll these people & then I just drive off & later that guy pulled up next to me & he was about to wreck he was laughin so hard...........guess thats what I get lol

[Severedties]

Lol. Poor puddles.

[Cory]

:rofl:

[MarcusMaximus]

the shower part was the hook that got me interested. just the mental image of puddles in the shower doing anything is enough forme however i think the story fell off the freaking cliff, not just went downhill with the doorbell thing. Puddles, you love tormenting us. :D please continue! . love to hear whatever puddles has to say though..

[urso8up]

:rofl: :rofl:

[bad14u]

I opened this thread thinking it was going to get all kinky and shit! :whip: Bad Puddles, bad!

[rubberduckyo]

Originally posted by bad14u
I opened this thread thinking it was going to get all kinky and shit! :whip: Bad Puddles, bad!

No kidding! What a let down. How do you go from shower to air fresheners like that????:angel:

I'm going to hell......

[Timma]

I just pictured Puddles nude when I read the title and the air freshener thing went right out of memory.

[Stonecold54]

Originally posted by INTIMID8OR
I got rid of my post ..carry on .

yours was pretty frigging funny you MOMO, why did you delete it???? LOL