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If you yell at the top of your lungs for 8 years, 7 months, 19 days, you would have produced enough heat energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it)
On the other hand, if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, the average bodybuilder will have produced enough methane to equal the energy of a small atomic weapon.
(Now thats more like it !)
Banging your head against the wall uses appx 150/cals per hour.
A pigs orgasm lasts about 30 minutes. (In my next life I wanna be a pig)
The male prying mantis cannot copulate while his head is attatched to his body. The female initiates sex by ripping his head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the fu.....?!)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life....Quantity over quality.):pig:
On the other hand, if you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, the average bodybuilder will have produced enough methane to equal the energy of a small atomic weapon.
(Now thats more like it !)
Banging your head against the wall uses appx 150/cals per hour.
A pigs orgasm lasts about 30 minutes. (In my next life I wanna be a pig)
The male prying mantis cannot copulate while his head is attatched to his body. The female initiates sex by ripping his head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the fu.....?!)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life....Quantity over quality.):pig: