Rodneys left us..

[Pumpdogg]

R.I.P. Big Man.... I grew up watchin this cat, sad to hear about.

PD

[beefcake]

IN MEMORY OF A GIFTED COMEDIAN

1. I was so poor growing up .. if I wasn't a boy ...
I'd have had nothing to play with.

2. A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on
over; nobody's home. "I went over. Nobody was home.

3. During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me.
Just the other night she called me from a hotel

4. One day I came home early from work I saw a guy
jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are
you doing that?" He said "Because you came home
early."

5. It's been a rough day. I got up this morning put a
shirt on and a button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase, and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go
to the bathroom.

6. I was such an ugly kid...When I played in the
sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.

7. I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a
toaster and radio.

8. I was such an ugly baby...My mother never breast fed
me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.

9. I'm so ugly...My father carries around a picture of
the kid who came with his wallet.

10. When I was born, the doctor came into the waiting
room and said to my father, "I'm sorry. We did
everything we could, but he pulled through."

11. I'm so ugly...My mother had morning sickness...AFTER
I was born.

12. I remember the time that I was kidnapped and they
sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he
wanted more proof.

13. Once when I was lost, I saw a policeman, and asked
him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you
think we'll ever find them?" He said,"I don't know kid.
There's so many places they can hide."

14. My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next
Tuesday.

15. I'm so ugly...I worked in a pet shop, and people
kept asking how big I'd get.

16. I went to see my doctor. "Doctor, every morning when
I get up and I look in the mirror...I feel like throwing
up; What's wrong with me?" He said..."I don't know but
your eyesight is perfect."

17. I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle
of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few
drinks and get some rest.

18. With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How
can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a
cliff.

19. Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every
room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my
arm. Last night he went on the paper four
times - three of those times I was reading it.

20. One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for
birth control.

21. My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his
lap; he was in the electric chair.

[TheStromba]

One of my favorite comedians ever.

His best movie IMO was "Easy Money" It was filmed almost entirely in the area I grew up in NY.

It was one of that movies you could watch over and over and it just got funnier every time.

I have been a fan along time

Puddles and I went to his comedy club in Manhattan for her highschool prom 21 years ago.

I even had bought his rap song called "Rappin Rodney" (I can't believe I actually bought it but anyway.........)

RIP Rodney...You did have respect after all.

[bonebreaker]

Beefcake, those were great. I've heard most of them, but I don't remember jokes too long, but know them when I hear them. Thanks for posting those. BB