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  • Stuff Older Guys, Like me, Would Appreciate.

    What a difference 30 years can make, just look at the last 30 Years
    compared to today:

    1974: Long hair
    2004: Longing for hair

    1974: The perfect high
    2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund

    1974: KEG
    2004: EKG

    1974: Acid rock
    2004: Acid reflux

    1974: Moving to California because it's cool
    2004: Moving to California because it's warm

    1974: Growing pot
    2004: Growing pot belly

    1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
    2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

    1974: Seeds and stems
    2004: Roughage

    1974: Killer weed
    2004: Weed killer

    1974: Hoping for a BMW
    2004: Hoping for a BM

    1974: The Grateful Dead
    2004: Dr. Kevorkian

    1974: Going to a new, hip joint
    2004: Receiving a new hip joint

    1974: Rolling Stones
    2004: Kidney Stones

    1974: Being called into the principal's office
    2004: Calling the principal's office

    1974: Screw the system
    2004: Upgrade the system

    1974: Disco
    2004: Costco

    1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
    2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

    1974: Passing the driver's test
    2004: Passing the vision test

    1974: Whatever
    2004: Depends

    Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change
    things:
    The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born
    in 1986.

    They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.

    -Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

    -Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

    -The CD was introduced the year they were born.

    -They have always had an answering machine.

    -They have always had cable.

    -They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

    -Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

    -Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

    -They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

    -They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are!

    -They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

    -They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or
    "de plane Boss, de plane".

    -They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.

    -McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

    -They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.


    Do you feel old yet? Have a nice day!

  • #2
    All of a sudden I feel my arthritis flaring up.

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    • #3
      Sorry sonny. Speak up. My hearing aid is on the fritz.

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      • #4
        :rofl:

        I'm getting old too, bro. But I refuse to grow up.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Breeze
          :rofl:

          I'm getting old too, bro. But I refuse to grow up.
          Me either! *as i push my pants down so my underwear is showing* :D

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          • #6
            lol

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            • #7
              Hell, I'm only 22 but I remember alot of that. Must be my old soul, huh?

              LD

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Luftdude
                Hell, I'm only 22 but I remember alot of that. Must be my old soul, huh?

                LD
                :D

                Damn bro, you're watching too many re-runs or something if you know some of that crap, lol. BB

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                • #9
                  Instead of Sanford and Son and All in the Family, these fags today watch Queer Eye for the queer guy or whatever the fuck its called. Makes me sick.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                    Instead of Sanford and Son and All in the Family, these fags today watch Queer Eye for the queer guy or whatever the fuck its called. Makes me sick.
                    :3some: Bouncer, I'm gonna put some dough on your face and make some gorilla cookies, lol. Remember that one to Aunt Ester from Fred? Or, "shut up Meathead", from Archie. Damn those were great!! Along with "The Wild Wild West", and the original Star Trek. Many, many more worth watching. Please, turn the damn clock back!!! BB

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                    • #11
                      old fuckers! haha lol

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bonebreaker
                        :3some: Bouncer, I'm gonna put some dough on your face and make some gorilla cookies, lol. Remember that one to Aunt Ester from Fred? Or, "shut up Meathead", from Archie. Damn those were great!! Along with "The Wild Wild West", and the original Star Trek. Many, many more worth watching. Please, turn the damn clock back!!! BB
                        "I'm going to send you STRAIGHT to the moon" Remember that one from The Honeymooners? I always liked that Jackie Gleason. Such a funny dude.

                        LD

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                        • #13
                          thats bad I remember running home from school to watch Kimba the Lion and speed racer. nobody ever remembers Kimba

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by THE BOUNCER
                            Instead of Sanford and Son and All in the Family, these fags today watch Queer Eye for the queer guy or whatever the fuck its called. Makes me sick.
                            i have a friend which i dont know if he still watches that show but before he would always tell me to dress like that. I was like fucking mind your own business. I dress casual and all but not fruity like him.

                            He would always tell me to dye my hair like his. He always claimed to be striaght but me and other wondered about him. To me he's a damn fruit. I hate little sissy fags like that, feminen wussies.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by JUICE
                              i have a friend which i dont know if he still watches that show but before he would always tell me to dress like that. I was like fucking mind your own business. I dress casual and all but not fruity like him.

                              He would always tell me to dye my hair like his. He always claimed to be striaght but me and other wondered about him. To me he's a damn fruit. I hate little sissy fags like that, feminen wussies.
                              Yea, I hear that. I'd rather wear a t-shirt and jeans any day over that metrosexual crap!

                              LD

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