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I came to work today as usual! I made some coffee and drank it as usaul, and as usual it went through me like normal and I had to take a dump! What wasn't usual was the exploding packets of ketchup underneath the toilet seat!:mad: I sat down to take a nice peaceful dump and play poker on my cell phone and BOOM...ketchup everywhere! It looked like blood at first and I thought I blown my asshole out! Someone will pay for this...mark my words...someone will pay!:mad:
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Bro, that sucks... I would kill the person that did that to me. Did you get any on you??? ketchup that is...
But it gives me a good idea to do to someone else :D
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Bro...it went everywhere! 10 packets all together! On me, the walls , the tp, the floor....that shit will go a good distance when you plop down on it!Originally posted by voneber
Bro, that sucks... I would kill the person that did that to me. Did you get any on you??? ketchup that is...
But it gives me a good idea to do to someone else :D
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that is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. I think someone at my job is going to get that little practical joke soon. :DComment
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What ever you do, don't fess up to it later! If I find out who did it they will pay dearly!Originally posted by stonecold54
that is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. I think someone at my job is going to get that little practical joke soon. :DComment
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Bro, I hope you don't work in a corporate environment.... but if so good reason to take the rest of a friday off...... I may do it to myself just so I can cut out early :DOriginally posted by bad14u
Bro...it went everywhere! 10 packets all together! On me, the walls , the tp, the floor....that shit will go a good distance when you plop down on it!Comment
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No corporate environment here! Real casual! Gymnastics facility! I think it may have been one of the kids trying to get another kid! Unfortunately I got it before them!Originally posted by voneber
Bro, I hope you don't work in a corporate environment.... but if so good reason to take the rest of a friday off...... I may do it to myself just so I can cut out early :DComment
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Bwahhhahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaa!
Karma's a bitch, isn't she! This is what you get for pickin on me. :DComment
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lol
thats funny as hellComment
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:rofl: Holy shit that is funny.Comment
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I gotta try that oneComment
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Dang, that's crazy!
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"...peaceful dump and play poker on my cell phone and BOOM...ketchup everywhere! It looked like blood at first and I thought I blown my asshole out!"
Holy shit that's funny as hell. The first thing ya think is you blew out an O-ring... LMAO
Full house to a royal flush just like that!
wooohoooooComment
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Dam, I needed that, That is so funnyComment
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another good one you poor hot sauce on someone's chair let it sit overnight and soak into the chair then watch they're reaction as the day goes on ....lolComment
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