and I get in my car and it won't start. I try 3 times, run back in the house and tell Stromba the situation and that I'm taking his Jeep. I head down the road and remember it's got a sun roof and with the weather being so beautiful I open the thing. Just above me a flock of birds comes and one of them lets loose and it lands in my hair. Sheesh!
I'm digging around trying to find a napkin to wipe off the bird shit and as I turn the corner all of the condensation from the top of the car pours onto my head where the damn bird pooped so now I've got wet soggy bird poopey hair. Sucks too cuz I WAS having a good hair day.
BTW, Stromba said my car started just fine for him. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
I'm digging around trying to find a napkin to wipe off the bird shit and as I turn the corner all of the condensation from the top of the car pours onto my head where the damn bird pooped so now I've got wet soggy bird poopey hair. Sucks too cuz I WAS having a good hair day.
BTW, Stromba said my car started just fine for him. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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