So, today as I was leaving for work...

[Milly]

If he bit you we could call you spiderwomen

I bet if that spider had teeth you would have seen him smiling

[bad14u]

Re: So, today as I was leaving for work...

Originally posted by Puddles
I walked inbetween the cars in my driveway and noticed that a spider was on my left boobie. It looked like a baby. Maybe it was trying to nurse?

Depending on the type of spider, if it had bit you your boob could have ended up like this!

[Timma]

Dude WTF is that?

[TheStromba]

looks like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

Never seen anything that nasty

[decadecadeca]

Why do I all of a sudden crave a Philly Cheese Steak sammich?

[GROWTIME]

Originally posted by TheStromba
looks like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

Never seen anything that nasty

:agree:

[Milly]

Originally posted by TheStromba
looks like a bite from a brown recluse spider.

Never seen anything that nasty

I have and for the life of me I cant remember her name but it wasnt that good a date lemme tell you

[Luftdude]

Re: Re: So, today as I was leaving for work...

Originally posted by bad14u
Depending on the type of spider, if it had bit you your boob could have ended up like this!

Whoa, that's sick!

LD

[6p6]

god that was grose, somebody delete that!

[Aaar0n]

lmao
thats pretty nasty.
I had to get a real good look at it because I've never seen anything like that.
Damnit, now its stuck in my head. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT. GET IT OUT.

[TheStromba]

From what I understand, the venom from the spider enters the capillaries destroys them somehow and the flesh dies and has to be cut out.

you usually end up with a huge crater like scar.

[TheStromba]

It's a small fucker too.

[Puddles]

Hmmm...now I'm kinda scared. The spider had a tiny little body, it was light brown, but it's legs were definitely smaller.

BTW, Stromba, how about that early retirement?

[TheStromba]

no such luck sweetheart :)

If you have sex with your boss enough times, he might give you a day off

maybe

[Puddles]

OK...how many times is enough? Wait a minute...sounds like a sexual harrassment suit to me. I think I hit paydirt and I've got witneses! ;)