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I got this in an email thought it was funny
>Go Ahead and Go!!!!!!!!
>
>We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
>had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be
>re-elected President.
>
>With that in mind, we at Carnaval Cruise Lines have put together a
>Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
>Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,
Phil
>Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand,
>Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA
and
>NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all
US
>assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
>"Elation,"
>which
>has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
>Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
>
>Special Send Off:
>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
>through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
>cruise.
>
>Luggage and Packing Instructions:
>Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
>Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>
>Cruise Staff:
>Staffing your voyage is;
>Bill Clinton as captain,
>Al Gore as cruise director,
>Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere
>below decks away from the media.
>Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl", Entertainment by
the
>Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen.
>John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past
>experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at
the
>last minute not to go) John Kerry will also serve as Host for on board
>Games. He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in
>favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip
>flops as you will need them! while playing.
>Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency
>Procedures Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and
>Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
>friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
>Clinton.
>Her
>village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch
>over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
>
>"Bon Voyage!"
__________________________________________________ _______________
>Go Ahead and Go!!!!!!!!
>
>We at Carnival Cruise Lines: didn't forget that a lot of entertainers
>had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush were to be
>re-elected President.
>
>With that in mind, we at Carnaval Cruise Lines have put together a
>Special Offer for those who still want to keep their promise!
>
>Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell and her wife, Ed Asner,
>Janeane Garafalo, Whoppi Goldberg, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Cher,
Phil
>Donahue, Rob Reiner(apparently still a "meathead"), Barbara Streisand,
>Jane Fonda, Pierre Salinger, as well as the entire staffs of the LA
and
>NY Times and anyone else who made that promise, please dispose of all
US
>assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise,
>"Elation,"
>which
>has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in
>Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq.
>
>Special Send Off:
>The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
>through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
>cruise.
>
>Luggage and Packing Instructions:
>Please pack for an extended stay... at least four more years.
>Note: Since you advocate strict gun control, you may not bring any.
>
>
>Cruise Staff:
>Staffing your voyage is;
>Bill Clinton as captain,
>Al Gore as cruise director,
>Grey Davis, Purser Terry Heinz Kerry hopefully will be kept somewhere
>below decks away from the media.
>Monica Lewinsky as the "Cigar and Cigarette Girl", Entertainment by
the
>Dixie Chicks and Bruce Springsteen.
>John Kerry will be our Life Guard in consideration of his past
>experience in pulling people out of the water. (Unless he decides at
the
>last minute not to go) John Kerry will also serve as Host for on board
>Games. He is advocating the elimination of the game "shuffleboard" in
>favor of his new game he calls "waffleboard" Be sure to pack your flip
>flops as you will need them! while playing.
>Ted Kennedy will double as Bartender and Director of Emergency
>Procedures Rev. Al Sharpton will provide inspirational services, and
>Ex-Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.
>
>If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes,
>friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary
>Clinton.
>Her
>village can raise your children while you're gone, and she can watch
>over all your money and your furnishings until you return.
>
>"Bon Voyage!"
__________________________________________________ _______________
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