600+ weightlifter jokes

[Wolfhound]

Some of these are pretty funny.

http://www.prowriststraps.com/cool_stuff_from_apt

[Jordan]

"6._______ You know where the best mirror is in the gym that shows your definition" haha so true

[Slashmonay]

omg that was great,busted out laughing a few times. especially the one when you catch a front abdominal shot in the mirror in the public restrooms when nobody is in there, thought i was the only screwed up one that did that shit.

[Megiddo]

#18 was the best. Did that a couple of times back when I had a six pack instead of the keg

[redneck99]

You take 3 times the trips to the bathroom than normal people.

that one right there!!! :)

[Shibby]

20. Your abdominals are super ripped, but for some reason this area is so bloated that it bulges out further than your chest.


:rofl:

[spidey]

Some of those are really true, LOL.

33. People stop working out and watch you as you do your dead lifts.

41. You eat 6 to 9 meals a day.

47. You have thrown up after doing heavy legs.

48. You dry heave after doing heavy legs.

49. You REALLY can't straighten out your elbows.

74. Your hands are more callused than a bricklayer.

75. Your traps require you to buy extra long shirts.

89. You have seen stars while doing heavy leg presses.

90. You know that your only 2 choices are vanilla or chocolate.

107. You take 3 times the trips to the bathroom than normal people.

117. Your kitchen counter is lined with buckets of whey protein.

139. You want steroids legalized.

152. You can now make your pec muscles "Dance".

160. Your wrist watch alarm is set to go off every three hours to eat.

[Severedties]

I liked....

160. Your wrist watch alarm is set to go off every three hours to eat.

I may have to start doing that

[6p6]

silly