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1. When you are sad -- I will help get you drunk
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got
laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about
it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass!!
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?
You may ask.... Because you are my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bringshovel.)
and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got
laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about
it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible
stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit
whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me
until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your
clumsy ass!!
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?
You may ask.... Because you are my friend!
Send this to ten of your closest friends, then get
depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
friend will help you move a body. (Let me know if I ever need to bringshovel.)
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